Somali men have terrible game

[Muji]

nothing makes my vagina dry up quicker than a Farax asking “abayo, Somali matahay?
I was having this discussion with xalimo friends and we concluded that the best way to get rid of them used to be telling them that you’re Ethiopian. But now they’ve cottoned on to that excuse and still persist hence why I have a random Ethiopian tribe lined up.


But for real do Somali men have any other chat up lines

 

[Kudhufo Kadhaqaq]

Abaayo Somali matahay?

 

[cambuulo shake]

 

[Kingjames]

nothing makes my vagina dry up quicker than a Farax asking “abayo, Somali matahay?
I was having this discussion with xalimo friends and we concluded that the best way to get rid of them used to be telling them that you’re Ethiopian. But now they’ve cottoned on to that excuse and still persist hence why I have a random Ethiopian tribe lined up.


But for real do Somali men have any other chat up lines

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[Muji]

Smooth

 

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Don’t you only holler at cadan girls

 

[Ainan]

Chatting up is not necessary anymore. It's best to just stare at them, that'll eventually strike up a conversation.

 

[gabar_wa_hooyadeed]

Smooth

I think you should go for African American men if you want someone who speaks fluent ebonics.

 

[Kingjames]

Don’t you only holler at cadan girls

My dick doesn’t discriminate

 

[cambuulo shake]

Smooth

Did you get banned ? what for ?

 

[roble]

not crazy to work on thm..my game works with all otha chicks.

 

[bluebird]

Thats because they're looking for a wife. Game is a concept used by loser guys who just to commit zina and leave you on your merry way. They see it as they are playing you, hence calling it a game.

 

[Radical]

I'll tell you why, it's because we got a fucking ciyaal instead of a real geeljire

The shukansi game changes once you realize the truth. The somali geeljire man, the man's man (even if he is still on his way to manhood), are a fucking SCARCE commodity on the sexual market.

Today's halimos are utterly deprived because there's absolutely no good husband material out there. All the halimos in my age group that I know or women my friends know and tell me about are either single and frustrated, or unsatisfied with their waasmo. There are virtually no authentic geeljire males out there. Halimos today are forced to choose between xishood boys and retards.

In today's world it takes next to nothing to be "geeljire," because everyone out there is so fucking ciyaal. The only "geeljire," who appear geeljireristic (outside of communities like my fellow xafaada eastleigh gang) are ciyaal who still suck on their mother's naas

The so-called natural geeljire which you'll find on this site is just an inconsiderate prick who lacks any empathy or ability to conceptualize beyond the edge of his dick. The only thoughts that come to his head are "Me horny! Me go f*ck girls now," and then he gets a number. And then he thinks he's a shukansi king... he appears to be a decisive man. But his problem is that he acts without thinking.

In the end, he frustrates women because they can't form an emotional connection with him. So they start talking about how somali men are trash and start making posts about it on some somali forums while some others go to tahriib for foreign . But these ciyaal on the other hand, are totally incapable of making decisions, setting boundaries, and so on because they lack common sense and don't know when to stop. They under empathize with others, especially women. Their problem is that they think too little and don't act enough or decisively enough.

So then comes along the geeljire dude in his mid to late twenties who escaped from Al-shabaab recruitment camp and used to guard goats from hyenas before learning how to read, how can a halimo say no to a man who persuaded the whole UN resettlement crew? and has been working hard on a land that can barely pronounce his name while others who were burn and bread in it can barely get their shit together. This dude is obviously rationally intelligent without spending a lot of time in school. He's also developed emotional intelligence, dominance, self-respect, decisiveness, personal integrity and so on. He has a tight body because he walked miles on that harsh somali soil and sun. While you're too busy trying to look nice and pretty with your perfumes and shampoos he's banging your halimo with a fucking qaat leaf in his mouth milking her like just another geel from gabiley, what a sense of style. He's very aware about the world and the social game. And if he's not making a shit ton of money already, odds are he will within a decade or less.

This man is you. Whether he's you now or you in a couple of years doesn't really matter. What matters is that he's the holy grail of manliness. When he walks by female heads turn. When he looks and smiles in her direction her kastuumo gets wet. When he talks to her she's in awe because he's the fucking geeljire

And he's not even gaming her. (He's not using any tricks.) He just has natural confidence he gained from thinking about the world AND acting in it.

If he gets into a long term it's because HE wanted to. And if the relationship ends it's because HE wanted that too. Dread game for him isn't even a game. He doesn't even have to do anything because his GF/Wife knows that he can get chics at the drop of a hat. And so she works her ass off to keep him happy..

So, once you start putting in the bare minimum amount of effort working on yourself you'll see how quickly attractive women just naturally come into your life. Women start opening you. They start openly asking you for direction. They get shy around you. They don't know what to say. They want to be yours and have absolutely no way of making it so.... unless you choose them.

f*ck game. Just talk to women and choose among them like the geeljire way. Let it be known, in your own natural way, that you have options. And you always have options, because you love being by yourself. You love yourself and your alone time more than you love women because that's the time that you're getting shit done. When you're building your dalkaaga

So more than that f*ck game, f*ck this idea that you're not a natural geeljire. You, the intelligent geeljire, ARE THE REAL FUCKING THING. The ciyaal who seems geeljire because every ciyaal dude got a kiss on the cheek ISN'T. I hear this idea propagated over and over in somalis... that women hate somali men because they don't want to accidentally stumble into a false geeljire...

WTF kind of mentality is that? Is that really what you're aiming for? You just want to learn a bunch of tricks? You want to be a second rate imitation?

YOU are the real geeljire it's in your blood which is a gift from your ancestors so please don't waste them powerful genes in hooyo's basement. At the very worst, you are the real geeljire in a larval stage. Just give yourself some time to mature.

Oh yeah, and WORK YOUR ASS OFF. Not for pussy. Not on your "game". But in order to be a geeljire-level man the highest level of masculinity, which is why I suggest going to the deepest places of Somalia and isolate yourself from the internet or anything that runs on electricity and guard those goats with your life like your great grandaddy once did.

Much love farax brothers. Happy hunno hunting.

 

[cambuulo shake]

Dont want to make this girls vs guys but

 

[chink-in-a-box]

What happened to your other account?

 

[Jake from State Farm]

we muslim. a majority of niggas don't have practice picking up females since most of them been taught it was haram.

so you have three types of dudes:

1. The guy that is saving himself for marriage aint interested in interacting with females, just focusing on making his guap.

2.the nigga that don't give af about whats haram or not, and just wants some pussy. Most likely he is pretty decent with picking up chicks and has had a lot of practice

3. the dude who has been pure a majority of his life but decided to say f*ck it, so he starts interaticing with females but isn't as experienced. starts of kind of cringey but after awhile gets the hang of it.


I noticed females mess with dudes like #2. than just trash all men in general on social media. #1 niggas try not to make themselves available to females, and #3 niggas are to shy. So they stuck with the "niggas aint shit" dudes, hoping that he becomes better, but in reality that nigga just wants to get some pussy.

 

[felloff]

you don't even need to move to girls anymore.

14 plate car or 1000 followers on insta is sufficient

 

[Lostbox]

Low quality guys with no games and have no standards are approaching you without fear? That's says a lot about your looks.

 

[Slickback]

@Knowles my sxc big back naija ting, how long till we can continue it in the dms?

 

[Ferrari]

Lol funny, i use the i am a nigga line to get somali naago. Only works if u got Madow hair tho.

Dont tell a xalimo ur somali and if u got that curse soft hair, claim sudan or something else and that seal will be parted for u in no time.