Somali language challenged niggas get in here

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

How do you shukansi the halimos back home on your Phone?

 

[salma saluuni]

Abaayo waa nuurosa nohhhhhh

 

[Shimbiris]

I see the pattern in your posts now, warya. Someone is itching to marry a homeland girl, eh? Just voice note her, abowe.

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

I see the pattern in your posts now, warya. Someone is itching to marry a homeland girl, eh? Just voice note her, abowe.

Maya sxb only bashal iyo waqti Lumis
Wont marry before 24 aka in 5 years

 

[Xaruun]

I got Swiss basaboor.

 

[Fratello]

I don’t

 

[Shimbiris]

I got Swiss basaboor.

This will do it, abowe. Open with something like "Kanadiyaan ban ahay" and you will surely be a commodity.

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

I got Swiss basaboor.

This will do it, abowe. Open with something like "Kanadiyaan ban ahay" and you will surely be a commodity.

Gabarda hoorta anigu ama basaboorka guurse?

 

[abdullah233]

Use whatsapp voice notes.

 

[Abu Hesi]

You: Say Walaahi
Her: Maxaa tiri duca qabe

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

Use whatsapp voice notes.

I have a thicc accent and my grammar is pityful sxb and I dont get the whole shukansi Style
Its cheesy asf

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

You: Say Walaahi
Her: Maxaa tiri duca qabe

I understand maxaa tiri
But what are the other 2 words

 

[Shimbiris]

Gabarda hoorta anigu ama basaboorka guurse?

Haye, haye... waan ku fahmooya. You not the kinda guy who wants to sell himself like that, eh? Well, okay abowe. Listen up. Getting a woman in your life isn't complicated. Just click your heels into the ground, look her firmly in the eyes and say "Baby girl, I likes ya, I wants ya and you and me is going on a date, end of story. I pick you up at 7 this Jumca night." then collect the number and say salamu calaykum and be on your way. Hassle her no more than that until the fateful day.

This method is applicable even over the phone. Simply get her to do a video call with you. Guaranteed interesting results, wallahi.

I understand maxaa tiri
But what are the other 2 words

duca = blessings
qabe = has

Means you are blessed or have blessings. A term of endearment.

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

Haye, haye... waan ku fahmooya. You not the kinda guy who wants to sell himself like that, eh? Well, okay abowe. Listen up. Getting a woman in your life isn't complicated. Just click your heels into the ground, look her firmly in the eyes and say "Baby girl, I likes ya, I wants ya and you and me is going on a date, end of story. I pick you up at 7 this Jumca night." then collect the number and say salamu calaykum and be on your way. Hassle her no more than that until the fateful day.

This method is applicable even over the phone. Simply get her to do a video call with you. Guaranteed interesting results, wallahi.



duca = blessings
qabe = has

Means you are blessed or have blessings. A term of endearment.

Harif ba tahay sxb

 

[Marshall D Abdi]

Abaayo waa nuurosa nohhhhhh

Thats for cad cad soft niggas shukaansi game, if u dont holla at her like reer woqooy ppl do ”naaya manta intee qabate” shit works everytime

 

[salma saluuni]

That for cad cad soft niggas shukaansi game, if u dont holla at her like reer woqooy ppl ”naaya manta intee qabate” shit works everytime

Thanks for that. I didn’t know that was how Reer xamars speak

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[Abu Hesi]

That for cad cad soft niggas shukaansi game, if u dont holla at her like reer woqooy ppl ”naaya manta intee qabate” shit works everytime

You can't call a southie naayaa tho, that's a suicide mission.

 

[Octavian]

Naya nuurey nambarka isii

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

Thanks for that. I didn’t know that was how Reer xamars speak

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Thank you very much
I Just wrote one exactly what you Said above

 

[Shimbiris]

You can't call a southie naayaa tho, that's a suicide mission.

Is this really so different in the north? I had Waqooyi and Koonfur older girl cousins around as a kid and I remember both getting on my case whenever I said it as though I had cursed in English so I refrained from ever using it. Always found that funny as a kid. People use warya left and right but one naya and you have declared war.