Somali guys & girls socialise by staring at eachother

[Cognitivedissonance]

Damn you just made me want to marry her. I'll propose to her with flowers one day inshallah

She's a keeper if she risked going through all that humiliation unless she was high off drugs.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

I wonder what she said eeedo your son & I segis kkkkk

 

[Galaeri]

I have not been to one of these gatherings. I think I need to start going to these things..

What kind of events are these anyways? The uni Somali associations OR?

Regardless, why is there a stigma if there are no oldies around lol?

 

[Qansax]

She's a keeper if she risked going through all that humiliation unless she was high off drugs.

Shes definitely a keeper.

I miss talking to her on the couch over a cup of chocolate milk

You're bringing to many memories

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

I have not been to one of these gatherings. I think I need to start going to these things..

What kind of events are these anyways? The uni Somali associations OR?

Regardless, why is there a stigma if there are no oldies around lol?

I'm from London so it has a vast Somali population compared to Australia so there's many places where young Somali men & women can hang out the main spot is shisha still. I just think girls feel a way cause if someone they know might be there & sees them talking to guys then they'll snitch to their fam.

 

[Netero]

We need to do no snitching wallahi in the Somali community kill the farax who snitched about banging a xalimo so these xalimos won't have to worry about faraxs snitching kkkk

You love to back up your arguments using the rule of God but here you are advocating for zina - a sin that is the same level as AJ's gay sex.

Shame. Shame. Shame.

 

[Galaeri]

I'm from London so it has a vast Somali population compared to Australia so there's many places where young Somali men & women can hang out the main spot is shisha still. I just think girls feel a way cause if someone they know might be there & sees them talking to guys then they'll snitch to their fam.

Ah, good old irrational fears. I bet their families wouldn't batt an eye if it was done in an open setting.

 

[Assata]

Cause I've been to places where Somalis are kicking it & the girls are one one side & the man dem on the other side

Omg why is this so true.

It's sooo awkward

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Shes definitely a keeper.

I miss talking to her on the couch over a cup of chocolate milk

You're bringing to many memories

I envy you right now my heart feels nothing nigga has to watch romantic movies in order to see how love is kkkk

All jokes aside if you don't plan to marry her then leave her alone

My mother always use to say to me be careful from a girls eye meaning don't play with their emotions.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Omg why is this so true.

It's sooo awkward

It was almost as if the men & women were on opposing sides amidst a battle.

 

[Qansax]

I envy you right now my heart feels nothing nigga has to watch romantic movies in order to see how love is kkkk

All jokes aside if you don't plan to marry her then leave her alone

My mother always use to say to me be careful from a girls eye meaning don't play with their emotions.

Haye adeerro thanks

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

You love to back up your arguments using the rule of God but here you are advocating for zina - a sin that is the same level as AJ's gay sex.

Shame. Shame. Shame.

No I don't advocate for zina but I do want to get married kkkk

 

[Mohamud]

I genuinely have no problems talking to a group of Somali girls (or any ethnicity for that matter).

Some niggas legit think up crazy pick up lines when a simple greeting will suffice. Just look presentable, introduce yourself crack some jokes and voila.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

I know there's a xalimo out there for me somewhere qumayoda

 

[Assata]

It was almost as if the men & women were on opposing sides amidst a battle.

It's gets even more awkward when that one farax always goes across the room to hit on that one xaalimo.
And everyone sees him get rejected lol.

 

[Qansax]

I genuinely have no problems talking to a group of Somali girls (or any ethnicity for that matter).

Some niggas legit think up crazy pick up lines when a simple greeting will suffice. Just look presentable, introduce yourself crack some jokes and voila.

Wallahi I can't help myself but if that girl is you plz come to my house. Dixon is an 7 hour drive from here I can come on weekend

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

I genuinely have no problems talking to a group of Somali girls (or any ethnicity for that matter).

Some niggas legit think up crazy pick up lines when a simple greeting will suffice. Just look presentable, introduce yourself crack some jokes and voila.

Have you been to a spot where it's predominantly Somalis? You can cut the tension with a knife.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

It's gets even more awkward when that one farax always goes across the room to hit on that one xaalimo.
And everyone sees him get rejected lol.

I wasn't having it I didn't come to socialise with some men everyone was clocking me nigga felt like Neil Armstrong landing on the moon.

 

[Mohamud]

Have you been to a spot where it's prominently Somalis? You can cut the tension with a knife.

Runti I avoid them because the Somalis around me are actual low-lives, but every year I go to a few events and big sports matches I watch with somali people.

The tension is easy to cut. Niggas just need to be a unified group.

 

[Mohamud]

Also Somali girls can sniff your intentions off your fucking timbs wallahi. They know when a nigga wants to hold a conversation or has other plans.