Somali guys are clueless.

[Cambuulo Tonight]

ive always had this idea that i would only marry a girl from the diaspora if i find true love,if that isnt the case and the clock is ticking i may have to opt for the 4 for the price of one deal back home in banu hashim bosaso

You are a man ffs. Aint no clock ticking.

 

[Transparent]

You are a man ffs. Aint no clock ticking.

I don't wanna be 68 and running after toddlers,get em young and chill when you're older

 

[Cambuulo Tonight]

The possibility of wifying an ex hoe terrifies me

I'd recommend a PI to fully background-check a potential xaliimo you wanna put a ring on her

 

[Cambuulo Tonight]

I don't wanna be 68 and running after toddlers,get em young and chill when you're older

If you look after your body even in your 45/50s you' d still have countless 20 year olds willing to settle down with you.

 

[paramedic]

The possibility of wifying an ex hoe terrifies me

I'd recommend a PI to fully background-check a potential xaliimo you wanna put a ring on her

It's funny how that's a genuine fear. Hoes don't hide. Maybe from their parents but the other youths know and those people tell their parents to the point where it's an open secret.

As if she'd be the perfect wife material until your wedding night when you see 3 different "abdi was here " scratched on her legs

 

[SuldaanGuled]

@Meek Mill

war ninyahoow ciyaarta meesha ka jooji walaalkiis



Don't know about the rest of you laakin aniga personally i'm looking for mid oo iga qanciisa xaga diinta, dhaqaanka luuqada iyo hadana ii dulqadaan karto. Hadu Alle ii qadaro gabar sidas oo kale wale oo bile waan guulaystay ina adeeryal

Ilaahayoow ii fududey guurdoonkayga

Ameen

Ducada ii soo badiya walaalayal

 

[Hemaal]

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Niiko

 

[Hemaal]

This is called "Banaan party" Reer Somalia/Somaliland do this, it usually happens in the middle of nowhere, all the cars make a circle and the big booty xalimos dance in the middle

 

[Someone]

This is called "Banaan party" Reer Somalia/Somaliland do this, it usually happens in the middle of nowhere, all the cars make a circle and the big booty xalimos dance in the middle

Have you participated in one?

 

[El padrone]

From what I've seen, Somali girls from back home aren't all "miskeen"

Yo sabaayad wrap! actually girls backhome are all miskiin compared to majority of their counterpart in the west.
number one reason being; family honor and virginity. the latter which guarantees them a wealthy xaaji and decent future life for her and fam.

 

[Hemaal]

Have you participated in one?

you betcha Guys bring khat/liquor/weed at the end it becomes somewhat of an orgy. You can hear sex noises from the other car while you sit there

 

[Someone]

you betcha Guys bring khat/liquor/weed at the end it becomes somewhat of an orgy. You can hear sex noises from the other car while you sit there

 

[Hemaal]

Since you enjoyed the video, I'll take you a lit banaan party

 

[El padrone]

@Meek Mill

war ninyahoow ciyaarta meesha ka jooji walaalkiis



Don't know about the rest of you laakin aniga personally i'm looking for mid oo iga qanciisa xaga diinta, dhaqaanka luuqada iyo hadana ii dulqadaan karto. Hadu Alle ii qadaro gabar sidas oo kale wale oo bile waan guulaystay ina adeeryal

Ilaahayoow ii fududey guurdoonkayga

Ameen

Ducada ii soo badiya walaalayal

kkkk waad kaftamaysa malaha. ma gabadh aad guursato ayad rabta mise mid borofesor ah o wax ku barta? pick one adeer!

Personally anigu mid wax iidhasha uun baan rabaa. i dont relate with females outside the sariirta!

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

lol every girl will tell your their past. You just gotta get them comfortable enough, and then leave if you don't like what you hear

Not really. Some girls never tell any guy no matter if they're comfortable with them or not. Some of them even move cities if they have a past. Their reason for not telling their past is to get married in the future to an unknowing, hard-working Somali breh.

 

[GodKnowsBest]

you betcha Guys bring khat/liquor/weed at the end it becomes somewhat of an orgy. You can hear sex noises from the other car while you sit there

I was wondering why a woman could get that horny grinding on a man just to go home. Ileen, they have an orgy over there. Tbh, I find that disgusting. You should have sex privately. Other than that, I think it's pretty cool besides the grinding. Nothing wrong with some good old twerking and hanging out with friends. I don't do drugs but I'm sure the drugs would make it enjoyable. Like a poor ratchet person's version of a party. Less debauch people like me opt to having formal parties with non alcoholic cocktails, pretty sundresses, a hangout with friends, the husbands playing pool or watching TV in the background and speaking to our heart's content while eating hor d'oeuvres.

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

My goodness, Somali girls back home are s as well. My 16 year old cousin was getting more ciil then I ever got in less than 3 months. No lie. The bushes is where it's at.

Yeah breh. It's crazy how nobody acknowledges how people back home can get freaky. After all their humans too.

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

Wtf is this "Somali Queen" nonsense. We are not African American.

I can't stand it when ethnic groups do this. They react to being shamed or oppressed with hyperbole. Just act like normal people and go about your business, stop displaying your uqdud by calling yourselves Kangz or whatever the f*ck.

Why are you guys dodging the topic at hand? Stick to the topic and not about my "Somali Queens" shtick.

If you don't want me to call them Queens what do you want me to call them? Peasants?

 

[The Cushitic One]

These Somali waste mans marry back
Home because only they would
Accept a broke as nigga with
No real career!

They can't handle independent, free
Thinking Somali woman from the
West!

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

The possibility of wifying an ex hoe terrifies me

I'd recommend a PI to fully background-check a potential xaliimo you wanna put a ring on her

The community already knows who's been around and those girls in return don't give a shit

Some of these girls are smart and AVOID doing anything reputation-damaging in the city there from.