Somali guy buys his girlfriend a car

[Basra]

I think chicken sugar will do for most somali chicks on Valentine's

Or Zucchini …...hint hint

 

[nine]

Who remembers when Mercury said this?

I have balls

- Mercury 2019

Anyone believe him?

 

[Baki]

I think intu nin gaari i iibinlaha inaan dharbaaxo bu u istaahilaa because why u aani gifts iisiina, muxuu ii malaya?

So someone who gave you a gift deserves a slap , Mashawaaq may you run into a rough neckbearded guy who will mishandle you cos that's what you seem into.

 

[kaluumayste]

Guys who buy girls things which they are not even married to usually are overcompensating for something.

Too much Bollywood movies i know these type, after the fake relationship goes south they ask back for the gifts.

 

[kaluumayste]

Or Zucchini …...hint hint

You are dirty

 

[Saalax Bidaar]

Good idea walaal. I will also ask if his brother is tall, dark, with a beard that connects and washboard abs.

Again, i'm not asking for much.

 

[Basra]

You are dirty

Hey I love Zucchini on my subway sandwiches lol

 

[kaluumayste]

Hey I love Zucchini on my subway sandwiches lol

Yeah, soft when they are cooked well and hard when they are raw. How do you like them eedo ?

 

[Mercury]

Who remembers when Mercury said this?

- Mercury 2019

Anyone believe him?

it doesn’t take much balls to follow the herd like sheep

I always stood for my views even if it means I’m alone

 

[East side]

You can tell by the body language

no you cant....we are not people who express emotional all extravagant....stop watching hindi movies

 

[Basra]

Yeah, soft when they are cooked well and hard when they are raw. How do you like them eedo ?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

He’s either cheating or he’s undercover gay.

And yes I’m hating,,. Last time my faraax bought me something was a pair of louboutins and I curse him whenever I wear them, they’re painful AF...

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Hey I love Zucchini on my subway sandwiches lol

Stop eating subway... Their sandwiches are crawling with germs..

 

[Basra]

Stop eating subway... Their sandwiches are crawling with germs..

But ...but...it is fresh & yummy

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

But ...but...it is fresh & yummy

It’s full of bacteria and germs.

Make your sandwich at home... don’t be lazy.


I even bake my own bread on weekends..

 

[Basra]

It’s full of bacteria and germs.

Make your sandwich at home... don’t be lazy.


I even bake my own bread on weekends..

my goodness bake your own bread? Mashaalaah

 

[Emily]

Nigga bought his girlfriend Mercedes

And the girl is wearing all red..they went all out for Valentine’s Day

 

[East side]

It’s full of bacteria and germs.

Make your sandwich at home... don’t be lazy.


I even bake my own bread on weekends..

woow do people still do this? thats so 1950

 

[Zucchini]

I feel sexualized

 

[4head]

Are they married? Because it's retarded to buy her a car while they are not even married. SMH