Somali goofyness

[HoodHawiye]

I was driving just like an hour ago and it's fu**ing freezing out here. Then I'm going like 30 mph in residential neighborhood and barely stop in time because somebody's adeer was sitting in the middle of the road. goofball, he was just dressed in jeans and a tee. I tried to find his home but he was so out of it, idk what was up with him, just kept going on about some dugsi lessons he remembered as a kid. I put him in my car to warm up, thinking i'd take him to a homeless shelter but then I realized there aren't any around that'll take a guy in the middle of the night. i'm getting desparate right so I think, okay i'll drop him off at the masjid i guess. I'm about to do do this, passing back through the street i found him at, when this young buck JUMPS IN FRONT OF MY CAR. i slam the brakes. Dude is his nephew and mans is SCREAMING AT ME ACCUSING ME OF KIDNAPPING HIS ADEER WTF. bro i don't want ur damn adeer take him. So i unlock the car, old man steps out, smiles at me with this huge grin showing off his missing teeth and just says "mahadsanid "

i just got back home to post this. fr man i got to get out of minneapolis... farax out here are actually retarded

 

[Bille]

Dabaal you missed your chance to meet that Adeer's daughter. You could've found your future wife tonight if you had played your cards right. Instead your anger got the best of you and you wasted Fursad qaali ah.

 

[Kalsoon]

It’s possible that adeer could have had a memory problem and that young man jumped to the only plausible conclusion his young mind could in the moment….Did you try explaining calmly what you were attempting to do? It’s sad you live in a place where people are suspicious of each other like that.

 

[HoodHawiye]

Dabaal you missed your chance to meet that Adeer's daughter. You could've found your future wife tonight if you had played your cards right. Instead your anger got the best of you and you wasted Fursad qaali ah.

I got to assume that this family is not one that I am trying to marry into

 

[Basra]

I was driving just like an hour ago and it's fu**ing freezing out here. Then I'm going like 30 mph in residential neighborhood and barely stop in time because somebody's adeer was sitting in the middle of the road. goofball, he was just dressed in jeans and a tee. I tried to find his home but he was so out of it, idk what was up with him, just kept going on about some dugsi lessons he remembered as a kid. I put him in my car to warm up, thinking i'd take him to a homeless shelter but then I realized there aren't any around that'll take a guy in the middle of the night. i'm getting desparate right so I think, okay i'll drop him off at the masjid i guess. I'm about to do do this, passing back through the street i found him at, when this young buck JUMPS IN FRONT OF MY CAR. i slam the brakes. Dude is his nephew and mans is SCREAMING AT ME ACCUSING ME OF KIDNAPPING HIS ADEER WTF. bro i don't want ur damn adeer take him. So i unlock the car, old man steps out, smiles at me with this huge grin showing off his missing teeth and just says "mahadsanid "

i just got back home to post this. fr man i got to get out of minneapolis... farax out here are actually retarded

u wanted to sleep with the odeey


uffffff

 

[HoodHawiye]

u wanted to sleep with the odeey


uffffff

Basra, you are a demonic entity spreading fasad. Accept that you are a man, drop this facade.

 

[Basra]

Basra, you are a demonic entity spreading fasad. Accept that you are a man, drop this facade.

HA HA HA H HA H HAHA HAHA MAa noooli

 

[Basra]

Basra, you are a demonic entity spreading fasad. Accept that you are a man, drop this facade.

Just because i busted u don;t make me demonic! But l luv it


HA HA HA HAH AA

 

[Yaraye]

I was driving just like an hour ago and it's fu**ing freezing out here. Then I'm going like 30 mph in residential neighborhood and barely stop in time because somebody's adeer was sitting in the middle of the road. goofball, he was just dressed in jeans and a tee. I tried to find his home but he was so out of it, idk what was up with him, just kept going on about some dugsi lessons he remembered as a kid. I put him in my car to warm up, thinking i'd take him to a homeless shelter but then I realized there aren't any around that'll take a guy in the middle of the night. i'm getting desparate right so I think, okay i'll drop him off at the masjid i guess. I'm about to do do this, passing back through the street i found him at, when this young buck JUMPS IN FRONT OF MY CAR. i slam the brakes. Dude is his nephew and mans is SCREAMING AT ME ACCUSING ME OF KIDNAPPING HIS ADEER WTF. bro i don't want ur damn adeer take him. So i unlock the car, old man steps out, smiles at me with this huge grin showing off his missing teeth and just says "mahadsanid "

i just got back home to post this. fr man i got to get out of minneapolis... farax out here are actually retarded