Somali accents

[killerxsmoke]

it seems u guys have never heard of "eelay" dialect

those people be speaking as if they were from a different planet

 

[Bernie Madoff]

it seems u guys have never heard of "eelay" dialect

those people be speaking as if they were from a different planet

Nigga that’s whole different language forget about the dialect if you talking af maay

 

[Dima&Damo]

Nope. Reer xamar is a qabil I hope you know that.

 

[Som]

Binadiri accent is the worst wym. It can even be argued that this guy is not speaking Af Somali. Nothing funny about it, no disrespect btw

Nah bro. It's funny. Even when they normal stuff they sound funny. By Benadiri i don't mean cad cads only, the accent of southern ethnic somalis is also similar to how cad cads speaks and still funny.

 

[Som]

Stop being butthurt, he is not speaking Af Somali. You can’t hold a conversation with a man who speaks like that

If you don't understand that it means you don't speak Somali.
Benadiri reer Xamar accent is different but it's normal Somali. They can be easily understood even by reer jabuuti or reer Hargeysa, obviously they sound weird to northeners but still it's af soomaali. This is kinda like Alabama redneck English and west coast /California English. Same language, different accent

 

[Geedi Ladane]

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Reer Mudug is by far the most superior Somali accent. It should be our version of the English PR accent.

Reer Waqoyi and Ogaden accents are unintelligible, hence why neither of them have never produced a President....as no-one can understand what they're on about.

Reer Benadir and Bosaso, are fagg accents, feminine asf.....imagine a grown 40 year old man coming up to you, calling you *abowe*....nah, saxiib, I'm not on that team.

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Btw I only agree with the first paragraph

 

[Based]

Binadiri accent is the worst wym. It can even be argued that this guy is not speaking Af Somali. Nothing funny about it, no disrespect btw

How do you not understand what he is saying? It’s very clear and intelligible