Somali accents

Hodan from HR

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The Somali sujui accent is very funny.
Me everytime they speak..

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Hodan from HR

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Funny story
There was this somali kenyan girl crushing at my place. I'm a morning person so imagine how happy I was when abayo joined me in the kitchen. I ask her what she would like to have for breakfast but she insists she'll help. I wasn't gonna let her do the actual cooking as my guest, told her to help me by grabbing some ingredients.

I asked for daga yare / cloves

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Homegirl looks at me like I'm crazy then bursts out laughing..

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Aniga, I am in confusion.
I'm thinking, this chick is crazier than me and I thought I'm the one with too much energy early mornings..

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Me: Walaaley what's so funny?

Her wheezing: You said daga yare as in small ears ahahahahaa

Me: So how do you guys say cloves in somali?

Her: Qorfa dagool




Me:

i'm dead smh GIF by Robert E Blackmon







We was both on the floor laughing at each other, I got stomach cramps yall.

Like which one is worse daga yare which direct translation means small ears or qorfa dagool which means deaf cinnamon? 😂😂
 
Funny story
There was this somali Kenyan girl crushing at my place. I'm a morning person so imagine how happy I was when abayo joined me in the kitchen. I ask her what she would like to have for breakfast but she insists she'll help. I wasn't gonna let her do the actual cooking as my guest, told her to help me by grabbing some ingredients.

I asked for dago yare / cloves

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Homegirl looks at me like I'm crazy then bursts out laughing..

Pee Wee Reaction GIF








Aniga, I am in confusion.
I'm thinking, this chick is crazier than me and I thought I'm the one with too much energy early mornings..

Steve Harvey What GIF




Me: Walaaley what's so funny?

Her wheezing: You said dago yare as in small ears ahahahahaa

Me: So how do you guys say cloves in somali?

Her: Qorfa dagool




Me:

i'm dead smh GIF by Robert E Blackmon'm dead smh GIF by Robert E Blackmon







We was both on the floor laughing at each other, I got stomach cramps yall.

Like which one is worse dago yare which direct translation means small ears or qorfa dagool which means deaf cinnamon? 😂😂
Lmao 😂
 
The cad cad accent/reer xamar one. Growing up I’ve always heard that accent around me so it’s not weird to me. I just find it funny till this day :mjlol:
 

Arma

GRAND Wizard of MJ SIXIIR
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Reer Mudug is by far the most superior Somali accent. It should be our version of the English PR accent.

Reer Waqoyi and Ogaden accents are unintelligible, hence why neither of them have never produced a President....as no-one can understand what they're on about.

Reer Benadir and Bosaso, are fagg accents, feminine asf.....imagine a grown 40 year old man coming up to you, calling you *abowe*....nah, saxiib, I'm not on that team.

Kkkkkkk
 

OffTheDome

Proud American
Hard core southern accent especially Benadiri style is funny and very good for comedy.
The cad cad accent/reer xamar one. Growing up I’ve always heard that accent around me so it’s not weird to me. I just find it funny till this day :mjlol:
Binadiri accent is the worst wym. It can even be argued that this guy is not speaking Af Somali. Nothing funny about it, no disrespect btw
 
Binadiri accent is the worst wym. It can even be argued that this guy is not speaking Af Somali. Nothing funny about it, no disrespect btw
Why do you have to be a party pooper? We’re just here sharing funny Somali dialects and here comes the dialect police. He is speaking Somali to me. Why can’t you accept that we don’t all sound the same ?
 

OffTheDome

Proud American
Why do you have to be a party pooper? We’re just here sharing funny Somali dialects and here comes the dialect police. He is speaking Somali to me. Why can’t you accept that we don’t all sound the same ?
Stop being butthurt, he is not speaking Af Somali. You can’t hold a conversation with a man who speaks like that
 

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