I’ve been seeing posts about calling somalis langaabs and then it dawned on me. The solution to somalia:
PHASE 1: Landheerization
Every married couple must produce at least 7-8 kids, with men marrying 2-3 wives each man will have at least 14 - 24 kid. In just a generation we’ll become landheers god bless somalia
Phase 2: Pioneers searching for new world
With our new landheer population we’ll begin massively migrating and searching for new lands just like the european colonizers did. Most of them will go to neighbouring african countries while the rest go to the west. The doqons will sympathize with them and let them inhabit, Idiots won’t know what hit ‘em
PHASE 3: Development
With Hundreds of thousands of Somalis living in these countries they’ll be the pioneers, setting a firm foothold there for future generations. With exponential growth somalis will hit 100 mill+ population after the second or third generation, 30 mill of them will most likely emigrate. With that we’ll have large somali communities built around, and they’ll be able to sponsor even more fobs.
Phase 4: Conquer
We elect somali government officials for regions and municipalities, make sure we have a say in what goes on. By now these cadaans and madows will start catching on to us, but it’s too late
Phase 5: Extract resources from colonies to send to motherland
We can’t forget about Somalia. After we bililiqeey these poor countries we’ll go back and develop somalia. Bringing some adoons with us too ofc.
Simple solution if I do say so myself. I got this idea from Somali kenyans seeing as they have such a high population, but then was disheartened to realize most of these “somali” kenyans only speak swahili and english and little to no somali. They’ve been assimilated.
PHASE 1: Landheerization
Every married couple must produce at least 7-8 kids, with men marrying 2-3 wives each man will have at least 14 - 24 kid. In just a generation we’ll become landheers god bless somalia
Phase 2: Pioneers searching for new world
With our new landheer population we’ll begin massively migrating and searching for new lands just like the european colonizers did. Most of them will go to neighbouring african countries while the rest go to the west. The doqons will sympathize with them and let them inhabit, Idiots won’t know what hit ‘em
PHASE 3: Development
With Hundreds of thousands of Somalis living in these countries they’ll be the pioneers, setting a firm foothold there for future generations. With exponential growth somalis will hit 100 mill+ population after the second or third generation, 30 mill of them will most likely emigrate. With that we’ll have large somali communities built around, and they’ll be able to sponsor even more fobs.
Phase 4: Conquer
We elect somali government officials for regions and municipalities, make sure we have a say in what goes on. By now these cadaans and madows will start catching on to us, but it’s too late
Phase 5: Extract resources from colonies to send to motherland
We can’t forget about Somalia. After we bililiqeey these poor countries we’ll go back and develop somalia. Bringing some adoons with us too ofc.
Simple solution if I do say so myself. I got this idea from Somali kenyans seeing as they have such a high population, but then was disheartened to realize most of these “somali” kenyans only speak swahili and english and little to no somali. They’ve been assimilated.
