Small things you would do if you were President

[Lord Flacko]

What are some non-political things you'd do if you were President of whatever country (or the whole world)?

To start off I'd make filling less than 75% of the crisp bag a crime. I'd also make gym lighting the only acceptable and legal lighting




And lastly stinking in public would warrant you a hefty fine. Be a repeat offender and you're off to jail

 

[Genos]

Tax breaks for Somali men married to white women

 

[Jeesto]

Ban Hentai.

 

[Someone]

They fill up 1/4th of the bag in some arab store nearby, tuugo tuugo dhalay....

 

[The Cushitic One]

Kill all paedophiles
Kill all rapists

Return all non working immigrants home

No advertising of homosexuality- anywhere

Regulatory bodies to ensure news networks and newspapers are fair

Abolish all university fees

Return Ogaden and NFD and Djibouti
To Somalia

Make the purge legal, I only want
To talk to duke, I promise!

 

[Malcolm X]

As a president of Somalia

I would ban signage in any languages except Somali and pick a writing system that aint latin and stick with it.

As a president of Somaliland,

I would create a fund for small business grants - I will decide which business is good or not.

Ban or tax khat

As a president of the UK

Take the money

 

[Edo Nene]

Kill all paedophiles
Kill all rapists

Return all non working immigrants home

No advertising of homosexuality- anywhere

Regulatory bodies to ensure news networks and newspapers are fair

Abolish all university fees

Return Ogaden and NFD and Djibouti
To Somalia

Make the purge legal, I only want
To talk to duke, I promise!

yo bringing back moqdisho era of 90s

 

[Edo Nene]

i dont want to be a president, i dont mind to be a president's mistress.

 

[YoungFarah]

i dont want to be a president, i dont mind to be a president's mistress.

 

[The Cushitic One]

yo bringing back moqdisho era of 90s

Yes, and we know how that ended

:siilaanyosmile:

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Yes, and we know how that ended

:siilaanyosmile:

It has not ended yet

 

[The Cushitic One]

It has not ended yet

See you on the battlefield ...

 

[ExcessFame]

Exterminate all s

 

[Hades]

Legalize marijuana & ban khat
Mandatory education! Of course, religious education doesn't count as a nation doesn't move forward if everyone is an imam/sheikh

A larger focus on societal fraternization & focus on coming together as a nation instead of dividing ourselves using ancient, tribalistic means

Heavy propaganda in my favour that reminds my subjects of how great their supreme leader is, maybe not to the extent North Korea does and create a holiday celebrating myself & my achievements

 

[kaneki]

Kill all paedophiles
Kill all rapists

Return all non working immigrants home

No advertising of homosexuality- anywhere

Regulatory bodies to ensure news networks and newspapers are fair

Abolish all university fees

Return Ogaden and NFD and Djibouti
To Somalia

Make the purge legal, I only want
To talk to duke, I promise!

You mean kill all child molesters? There's a reason why they are called 'offending' pedophiles instead of simply pedophiles.

 

[Bahal]

You mean kill all child molesters? There's a reason why they are called 'offending' pedophiles instead of simply pedophiles.

Wtf

 

[kaneki]

Wtf

What?

 

[Southerner]

What?

Who?

 

[Bahal]

What?

Pedo alert

 

[Ferrari]

introduce seafood to every family.