Should Somalia reach out to Japan for help?

[Magan95]

Japan has an intricate clan system similar to that of Somalia and has managed to be a productive nation today. During the Sengoku period, Japan was in a constant civil war between 1467 to 1615. That's 148 years. The Sengoku period was initiated by the Ōnin War in 1467 which collapsed the feudal system of Japan under the Ashikaga Shogunate. How long have we been unstable? 30-40 years counting and could continue until who knows when. The Somali civil war looks like childplay compared to the Japanese one.

I think at this point Somalia should voluntarily ask Japan to colonize it. The Japanese survived a 148 year civil war, they could easily handle Moryaans and corrupt tribal elders. I am writing a letter of plea to Japan as we speak. In the meantime, I'm learning Mandarin to keep our options open.

 

[elite1337]

tbh its pretty impressive how japan went from being broke and hated by every nation + nuked, to one of the richest and peaceful nations in the world and a gdp of 5 trillion

 

[Material]

China is where it is at

 

[elite1337]

China is where it is at

china numba 1

 

[Magan95]

tbh its pretty impressive how japan went from being broke and hated by every nation + nuked, to one of the richest and peaceful nations in the world and a gdp of 5 trillion

They use their collectivist culture to be productive. I think they are conditioned from a young age to be organized.


From Elementary school the Japanese kids are taught how to work together, clean their school, and not be lazy. These kid are extremely organized and disciplined.

Discipline is integral to their culture.

 

[Caaro]

Japan has an intricate clan system similar to that of Somalia and has managed to be a productive nation today. During the Sengoku period, Japan was in a constant civil war between 1467 to 1615. That's 148 years. The Sengoku period was initiated by the Ōnin War in 1467 which collapsed the feudal system of Japan under the Ashikaga Shogunate. How long have we been unstable? 30-40 years currently and could continue until who knows when. The Somali civil war looks like childplay compared to the Japanese one.

I think at this point Somalia should voluntarily ask Japan to colonize it. The Japanese survived a 148 year civil war, they could easily handle Moryaans and corrupt tribal elders. I am writing a letter of plea to Japan as we speak. In the meantime, I'm learning Mandarin to keep our options open.

lol this is the wet dream of all Somali weebs. Japanese today are too cucked to even swat a fly let alone colonize a country. Maybe 20th century Japan, they were ruthless.

Japanese have enough trouble just getting volunteers for national defence let alone getting young men to volunteer to fly to a hot desert in the corner of Africa to fight terrorists

The Japanese don’t care about global affairs unless it means giving top to the US. They’re too busy working 60 hour weeks and jacking off to 2D women to even make babies and you expect them to spend time and resources on Somalia.

Even if they could I wouldn’t think of siding with Japan. At their current state if sh*t hit the fan their fancy microwaves and toilets aren’t going to help, especially with the behemoth of China just itching to take revenge on what Japan did to them. The moment Japan loses their protection from US you’ll see immediate aggression from China. Chinese civilians from the age of 5 have burning hatred for Japan but Japan is preaching Kumbaya. Once the US loses status Japan will become a satellite state of China, calling it rn, you heard it here first

 

[elite1337]

lol this is the wet dream of all Somali weebs. Japanese today are too cucked to even swat a fly let alone colonize a country. Maybe 20th century Japan, they were ruthless.

Japanese have enough trouble just getting volunteers for national defence let alone getting young men to volunteer to fly to a hot desert in the corner of Africa to fight terrorists

The Japanese don’t care about global affairs unless it means giving top to the US. They’re too busy working 60 hour weeks and jacking off to 2D women to even make babies and you expect them to spend time and resources on Somalia.

Even if they could I wouldn’t think of siding with Japan. At their current state if sh*t hit the fan their fancy microwaves and toilets aren’t going to help, especially with the behemoth of China just itching to take revenge on what Japan did to them. The moment Japan loses their protection from US you’ll see immediate aggression from China. Chinese civilians from the age of 5 have burning hatred for Japan but Japan is preaching Kumbaya. Once the US loses status Japan will become a satellite state of China, calling it rn, you heard it here first

im pretty sure japan are so cucked to a point where its a problem, they are not producing enough babies lol. and youre right im pretty sure china would curb stomp japan for what they did to them back then. theres people committing suicide over there because they failed an exam. but it is a very peaceful country and they did build themselves up pretty quickly but they did get a lot of help from the U.S too

 

[Magan95]

lol this is the wet dream of all Somali weebs. Japanese today are too cucked to even swat a fly let alone colonize a country. Maybe 20th century Japan, they were ruthless.

Japanese have enough trouble just getting volunteers for national defence let alone getting young men to volunteer to fly to a hot desert in the corner of Africa to fight terrorists

The Japanese don’t care about global affairs unless it means giving top to the US. They’re too busy working 60 hour weeks and jacking off to 2D women to even make babies and you expect them to spend time and resources on Somalia.

Even if they could I wouldn’t think of siding with Japan. At their current state if sh*t hit the fan their fancy microwaves and toilets aren’t going to help, especially with the behemoth of China just itching to take revenge on what Japan did to them. The moment Japan loses their protection from US you’ll see immediate aggression from China. Chinese civilians from the age of 5 have burning hatred for Japan but Japan is preaching Kumbaya. Once the US loses status Japan will become a satellite state of China, calling it rn, you heard it here first

I ain't gonna lie, I lowkey want Japan to colonize Somalia so that I could be forced to learn Japanese which means I can watch anime without subtitles

 

[Caaro]

im pretty sure japan are so cucked to a point where its a problem, they are not producing enough babies lol. and youre right im pretty sure china would curb stomp japan for what they did to them back then. theres people committing suicide over there because they failed an exam. but it is a very peaceful country and they did build themselves up pretty quickly but they did get a lot of help from the U.S too

百年國恥 (Century of humiliation)

The century of humiliation, also known as the hundred years of national humiliation, is the term used in China to describe the period of intervention and subjugation of the Chinese Empire and the Republic of China by Western powers, Russia and Japan in between 1839 and 1949.[1]

These guys have a whole name for it and are still mad lol, the Chinese hold grudges. Especially with Japan, they did them the dirtiest. China was just minding its own business, Japan built a railway near them, blew it up on purpose, blamed it on China just so they could have an excuse to Invade. They invaded China and brutalized the people of China when they were at their weakest state. You just know when the Chinese get the chance they’ll return the humiliation ten fold.

Rape of Nanjing (1937-1938)

The Rape of Nanjing was one of the most horrendous violations of human rights in world history. The Nanjing massacre consisted of the mass rape and murder of approximately 300,000 Chinese civilians and wholesale destruction of the city. To add insult to injury, the Japanese then made the city of Nanjing the capital of their puppet government in China. Decades later the Chinese civilians were still suffering from the aftermath and relations with Japan are still strained to this day.


This is why Japan so desperately clutches on to the thighs of the US. They know they’ll get abused 10 times worse than they abused China, and it’s only a matter of time.

 

[Caaro]

I ain't gonna lie, I lowkey want Japan to colonize Somalia so that I could be forced to learn Japanese which means I can watch anime without subtitles

learn Mandarin bro, Anime will be in mandarin in a few decades

 

[elite1337]

百年國恥 (Century of humiliation)

The century of humiliation, also known as the hundred years of national humiliation, is the term used in China to describe the period of intervention and subjugation of the Chinese Empire and the Republic of China by Western powers, Russia and Japan in between 1839 and 1949.[1]

These guys have a whole name for it and are still mad lol, the Chinese hold grudges. Especially with Japan, they did them the dirtiest. China was just minding its own business, Japan built a railway near them, blew it up on purpose, blamed it on China just so they could have an excuse to Invade. They invaded China and brutalized the people of China when they were at their weakest state. You just know when the Chinese get the chance they’ll return the humiliation ten fold.

Rape of Nanjing (1937-1938)

The Rape of Nanjing was one of the most horrendous violations of human rights in world history. The Nanjing massacre consisted of the mass rape and murder of approximately 300,000 Chinese civilians and wholesale destruction of the city. To add insult to injury, the Japanese then made the city of Nanjing the capital of their puppet government in China. Decades later the Chinese civilians were still suffering from the aftermath and relations with Japan are still strained to this day.


This is why Japan so desperately clutches on to the thighs of the US. They know they’ll get abused 10 times worse than they abused China, and it’s only a matter of time.

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[Empress of Hawiye]

China is where it is at

when they buy all our land illegally by bribing corrupt politicians don't cry

 

[Material]

when they buy all our land illegally by bribing corrupt politicians don't cry

Better than the West sucking up our resources on a peacekeeping mission

 

[Empress of Hawiye]

Better than the West sucking up our resources on a peacekeeping mission

Japanese are worse than the west

 

[4head]

I don't know.
On one hand, I admire China and Japan's histories. They have had one of the longest histories on Earth, with one of the most sophisticated cultures. They are known to have faced and survived heavy casualties. China's resilience in the 19th and early/mid 20th centuries shown us how dedicated and energetic the Chinese were, all thanks to MAO's policies and the cheer will of the People.
But, they had to sacrifice millions of lives to come where they are now. 20 million have died of MAO's Reforms, millions of Japanese workers were forced to work like donkeys in factories and farmlands (during the Meiji Period).
Are we ready to compromise comfort for the sake of our country?
Many Somalis, back home, work like donkeys, but we are too corrupted. Many of my family members, including my parents, had to work like crazy to earn a little money.
Back home is too corrupted, people are vile and tribalistic to the extreme.

Though I only appreciate doing things by myself, I would just suggest we take these populations, these cultures, as inspirations to work harder. But, never to get colonized again! It's shameful to ask, but more dignifying to work and take inspiration from others.


Hopefully, we will meet satisfying levels of development.
Let's stay positive, the Zoo's can learn from others!


Take a minute,
and listen to this Masterpiece before doing your work!
All HAIL to the CHAIRMAN!

 

[Material]

Japanese are worse than the west

Japs are the west we should ally with china etc etc

 

[Empress of Hawiye]

Japs are the west we should ally with china etc etc

we ally with ourselves no need for ajnabis

 

[Material]

we ally with ourselves no need for ajnabis

I think we need allies to take down the west

 

[mustang22]

Somalia has good relations with both Japan and China

 

[adventurequestworlds1.0.2]

Better than the West sucking up our resources on a peacekeeping mission

Same goes to china if they buy all the lands in somali then They own the resources
Non Somali shouldnt buy huge lands but only house and company