So i left a work joint at 8 earlier and drove up to some back roads in central London just before 11 for a meal.
This good looking Cadaan chick with her hair done up looking like she's on a night out, furiously knocked on my car window, i rolled the window down and she quickly went off on a rant at how she needed a fiver to get into her hostel cos she's homeless. Her level of desperation was too much to process at the time, it was almost like she wanted to cry. I told her to calm down and stop moving mad, you ain't gonna die from 1 night of rough sleep.
I got chatting to her for a bit and i noticed she held some Magazines in her hand, i asked her what you got there or me, she said she robbed it from a corner shop
i sed aighy f*ck alladat, what else you got for me 
She said she's got her last blunt in her pocket and can invite me over if i want and she pulled out a fucking rocket. Naa soo fuul gaariga
Here i was, in Central London, with a hot girl in my car, whose claiming to be homeless and willing to do anything, with a loud pack. This can't be real.
For a split second i thought this was a Youtube stunt.
Eventually i decided to test her a bit more, i had lacag on me but there was no way i would cuck myself that easily. I told her i can transfer you P if you give me your number and you can get cashback at your local store. She then proceeds to tell me she doesn't have a bank account
Time was ticking and she negotiated down - she now needed just 50p. I said, "what 50p, i don't have 30p, did you say 10p? I might have 2pence". I pulled out a penny from my glove box and stuck it in her bra.
i'm a lot of things but i'm not a nacas
When she left, i watched her walk down and I parked up outside the hostel to see if it really is one. Sadex nin oo Jamaykaan baa jaranjarada kasoo degay, wallahi they looked like pimps.
I don't know if i'm annoyed that i missed out or if i should be happy that i dodged a potential set up chick
This good looking Cadaan chick with her hair done up looking like she's on a night out, furiously knocked on my car window, i rolled the window down and she quickly went off on a rant at how she needed a fiver to get into her hostel cos she's homeless. Her level of desperation was too much to process at the time, it was almost like she wanted to cry. I told her to calm down and stop moving mad, you ain't gonna die from 1 night of rough sleep.
I got chatting to her for a bit and i noticed she held some Magazines in her hand, i asked her what you got there or me, she said she robbed it from a corner shop
i sed aighy f*ck alladat, what else you got for me She said she's got her last blunt in her pocket and can invite me over if i want and she pulled out a fucking rocket. Naa soo fuul gaarigaHere i was, in Central London, with a hot girl in my car, whose claiming to be homeless and willing to do anything, with a loud pack. This can't be real.
For a split second i thought this was a Youtube stunt.
Eventually i decided to test her a bit more, i had lacag on me but there was no way i would cuck myself that easily. I told her i can transfer you P if you give me your number and you can get cashback at your local store. She then proceeds to tell me she doesn't have a bank account
Time was ticking and she negotiated down - she now needed just 50p. I said, "what 50p, i don't have 30p, did you say 10p? I might have 2pence". I pulled out a penny from my glove box and stuck it in her bra.
i'm a lot of things but i'm not a nacasWhen she left, i watched her walk down and I parked up outside the hostel to see if it really is one. Sadex nin oo Jamaykaan baa jaranjarada kasoo degay, wallahi they looked like pimps.
I don't know if i'm annoyed that i missed out or if i should be happy that i dodged a potential set up chick
