Second wife prank on a xaalimo

[NotMyL]

My faraax claims that he’s 6’0 but in reality he’s 5’11. But he claims people don’t notice it, oh we notice it. Smh

Are all men the same, Walahi my hubby claimed 6’2 until I saw his doctor’s chart he’s been lying to me all these years, which is aight I have been cutting 6 pounds from my weight too

 

[Basra]

Did you sleep with him? How did you know?

I have a feeling for these stuff. Nope, these two will stick together till they grow old. Coz they have a secret to keep.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Are all men the same, Walahi my hubby claimed 6’2 until I saw his doctor’s chart he’s been lying to me all these years, which is aight I have been cutting 6 pounds from weight too

Looooooooooool @ lbs

I’ve been adding an inch to my height, I always claim 5’7 but in reality I’m 5’6

 

[Basra]

Looooooooooool @ lbs

I’ve been adding an inch to my height, I always claim 5’7 but in reality I’m 5’6

5'3

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I have a feeling for these stuff. Nope, these two will stick together till they grow old. Coz they have a secret to keep.

Interesting.


What’s @Bohol secret? I suspect he beat his last girlfriend because he found out she was once in the same capacity as Muse bixi.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

5'3

Put some respect on my height!!!!!

 

[Basra]

Interesting.


What’s @Bohol secret? I suspect he beat his last girlfriend because he found out she was once in the same capacity as Muse bixi.

HIV

 

[QueenSamaale]

Why must you lie about your height and weight?
not gonna lie, I'm a shorty.

 

[NotMyL]

Looooooooooool @ lbs

I’ve been adding an inch to my height, I always claim 5’7 but in reality I’m 5’6

Lol 5’6 is the perfect height for a girl why lie about it.

 

[NotMyL]

Why must you lie about your height and weight?
not gonna lie, I'm a shorty.

It’s a white lie, as long as you aren’t lying about being 20 pounds lighter or 5 inch taller I don’t see the harm. I was 118 for the longest time, I’m not changing it just because the scale is saying I put on 10 pounds. My license still says 118

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Lol 5’6 is the perfect height for a girl why lie about it.

I love claiming tall

I find it elegant to be tall loool

@Basra cant relate she’s 280 lbs and 5’4 kkkkk

 

[Waaqo of Punt]

Midgets should be with their height limit.

He’s not cute but that’s a waste of 6’5

They look like a toddler and a father

His hair's trash ngl. Looks like dried up palm leaves. If he was timo jileec it'd work tho...

 

[NotMyL]

I love claiming tall

I find it elegant to be tall loool

@Basra cant relate she’s 280 lbs and 5’4 kkkkk

How I picture @Basra looks

 

[Basra]

...

Why must you lie about your height and weight?
not gonna lie, I'm a shorty.

Everybody knows. Even my jiini

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

His hair's trash ngl. Looks like dried up palm leaves. If he was timo jileec it'd work tho...

Bald head alert kkkkkk

 

[QueenSamaale]

I always wanted to be tall. Cried as a child when I found out it ain't happening.

I see, lying about your weight has its benefits. Maybe i should try it out.

The height difference is amazing. I wouldn't consider any man lower than 180cm.

 

[Basra]

I love claiming tall

I find it elegant to be tall loool

@Basra cant relate she’s 280 lbs and 5’4 kkkkk

I am literally 5'4 on a bad day 5'2

 

[Waaqo of Punt]

Bald head alert kkkkkk

 

[QueenSamaale]

...



Everybody knows. Even my jiini

What do your jinnis say about my weight? I'm curious.

 

[Basra]

What do your jinnis say about my weight. I'm curious.

It says, your small bones will be destroyed if u become over weight