Scientist says eating humans could save earth!

[land owner]

A behavioral scientist from Sweden named Magnus Soderlund argued in a recent presentation that the way to combat climate change, save the planet and secure the earth for scores of upcoming generations is to — get this — eat people.

As far as far-left ideas go, this one about cannibalism and climate change just takes the cake. Talk about the eww factor.

This guy’s whacked. That’s all there is to it.

Soderland, a behavioral scientist and marketing strategist, brought forth the idea in a talk bluntly titled, “Can you Imagine Eating Human Flesh?”

Umm, no. Not without gagging, that is.

Among the talking points from his presentation, as reported by The Standard: “Are we humans too selfish to live sustainably? Is cannibalism the solution to food sustainability in the future? Does Generation Z have the answers to our food challenges? Can consumers be tricked into making the right decisions?”

That last question sounds some alarms because it brings with it this followup: Tricked?

God forbid government — any government — gets it in its governing mind to “trick” the people into eating chopped up human flesh. It’s bad enough the United Nations wants us to eat bugs. But people? Perish the thought. It’s enough to make a meat-eater turn vegetarian.

Soderland said it’s all a matter of overcoming the gross factor.

“I feel somewhat hesitant,” he said. “I’d have to say [though] … I’d be open to at least tasting it.”

Disease much?

Despicable.

Honestly, it just doesn’t get much more immoral than this. Think about it: If we have to do a Jeffrey Dahmer to defeat climate change — there might be something wrong with this picture.

https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/sep/6/cannibalism-whacked-scientist-says-eating-humans-c/

 

[jamal9]

saw video of a somali sheikh saying it's halal to eat non-muslim humans. ahhh, here it is:
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for those who don't understand somali, the sheikh says:
you can eat non-muslims people if you are starving and your life is in danger due to hanger. once you kill that non-muslim you cannot cook his flesh, you have to eat it raw.
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[Apollo]

Sweden..

..why am I not surprised..

 

[Lostbox]

Sounds about white

:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Factz]

I wouldn't call him a scientist but a psychotic unhinged iniquitous maniac.

There's a good biological reason why cannibalism is taboo in virtually every culture: Eating other humans can make you sick, give you horrendous diseases and yes, you will literally die by consuming human flesh.

Thankfully, nobody takes this virtuous imbecile seriously.

 

[Samaalic Era]

saw video of a somali sheikh saying it's halal to eat non-muslim humans. ahhh, here it is:
.
for those who don't understand somali, the sheikh says:
you can eat non-muslims people if you are starving and your life is in danger due to hanger. once you kill that non-muslim you cannot cook his flesh, you have to eat it raw.
.

 

[The_Kong Dong]

Serious question for the men.

If you eat another man, are you gay?


I would rather starve before eating a man


I would only eat a beautiful, delicious and young woman


Don't judge me

 

[Ubax45_]

In his talk, Soderlund asks the audience how many would be open to the idea. Not many hands go up. Some groaning is heard. When interviewed after his talk, he reports brightly that 8 percent of conference participants said they would be open to trying it. When asked if he himself would try it, he replies, “I feel somewhat hesitant but to not appear overly conservative … I’d have to say … I’d be open to at least tasting it.”

 

[Halimo-2018]

Let them start with him.

 

[VixR]

Not sure he thought that one through.

I was in Pathophysiology lecture and the professor told us of an African tribe (in my head, “oh great...”) that eat their dead as part of a funerary ritual, and from that they suffer from a brain disease called Kuru that’s similar to Mad Cow Disease..

This is all I could find on it:

 

[jamal9]

they will pray the 5 salat every 90 minutes. WOW!! assuming it takes 6 minutes to pray each salah, that means 30 minutes will spent on salah every 90 minutes. how are they gonna do their job?
i think they should just follow the prayer/fasting times of their home city/country.

 

[Sophisticate]

Sweden..

..why am I not surprised..

I would have expected German.

 

[Sophisticate]

Serious question for the men.

If you eat another man, are you gay?


I would rather starve before eating a man


I would only eat a beautiful, delicious and young woman


Don't judge me

Men probably taste horrible as they smell worse than women. But if man meat is your thing go for vegan flesh. My guess is it tastes like cow.

Also women use more person care products than men so you'll increase your total body burden. Could be hard on the liver.

Be careful. Babies would be best since they are less contaminated. Followed by the young and supple skinned heavy weights.

For those with a palate for faux human. Cow meat can be genetically engineered to taste like people.

 

[The_Kong Dong]

Men probably taste horrible as they smell worse than women. But if man meat is your thing go for vegan flesh. My guess is it tastes like cow.

Also women use more person care products than men so you'll increase your total body burden. Could be hard on the liver.

Be careful. Babies would be best since they are less contaminated. Followed by the young and supple skinned heavy weights.

For those with a palate for faux human. Cow meat can be genetically engineered to taste like people.

I consider myself a masculine man but I'm not strong enough to eat a baby

Especially if they have that cute look on their face

 

[The_Kong Dong]

Seriously @sophisticate can you eat her

 

[diaby]

Sounds like Somali science to me

 

[Sophisticate]

I consider myself a masculine man but I'm not strong enough to eat a baby
Especially if they have that cute look on their face

Waryaa if this was an apocalyptic scenario like Snowpiercer than it must be done.

Get your bib boo boo. We're eating baby back ribs, tonight.

 

[Sophisticate]

Seriously @sophisticate can you eat her

Poor example looks like chocolate.

Yum

 

[The_Kong Dong]

Waryaa if this was an apocalyptic scenario like Snowpiercer than it must be done.

Get your bib boo boo. We're eating baby back ribs, tonight.

Poor example looks like chocolate.

Yum

Astagfirullah @sophisticate

I'm hiding my nieces and nephews from you:siilaanyosmile:

I'm sorry abaayo but from now on I consider you Ethiopian

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[Sophisticate]

Astagfirullah @sophisticate

I'm hiding my nieces and nephews from you:siilaanyosmile:

I'm sorry abaayo but from now on I consider you Ethiopian

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I guess Somali Norwegians don't get dark humour.

I'll leave that to the highbrow Brits.