Robert Mugabe had jokes...

[BenInHer]

lf Adam & Eve were Chinese we would have been in paradise because they would have ignored the apple & eaten the snake.


You go to Europe or America for 3 months and you come back with a bleached skin…
When we ask what happened you say it’s the weather..


Only black people..will risk having unprotected sex..but never risk starting a business.




My friend If you ever go to PAKISTAN, this is HOW TO CROSS A ROAD IN PAKISTAN.. Look left and right for Cars and Bikes, Look up for aeroplanes, Look down for Bombs, Look back for Kidnappers, Hold your bag tight and watch the person beside you, Then walk Zigzag to avoid stray Bullets..It`s not easy my friend.
nacalaa



If you are dating any woman you know you won’t marry, let her go, you are holding someone’s wife hostage. My brother that’s a criminal offence.




Somewhere in Africa(somaliland) a 35 year old man is mad that his mom(hoyo) didn’t leave money for bread(khat).

 

[Crow]

What does this have to do with Robert Mugabe?

 

[BenInHer]

What does this have to do with Robert Mugabe?

he said em no?.

 

[Crow]

he said em no?.

Links or it didn't happen.

 

[Dalmoor]

lf Adam & Eve were Chinese we would have been in paradise because they would have ignored the apple & eaten the snake.


You go to Europe or America for 3 months and you come back with a bleached skin…
When we ask what happened you say it’s the weather..


Only black people..will risk having unprotected sex..but never risk starting a business.




My friend If you ever go to PAKISTAN, this is HOW TO CROSS A ROAD IN PAKISTAN.. Look left and right for Cars and Bikes, Look up for aeroplanes, Look down for Bombs, Look back for Kidnappers, Hold your bag tight and watch the person beside you, Then walk Zigzag to avoid stray Bullets..It`s not easy my friend.
nacalaa



If you are dating any woman you know you won’t marry, let her go, you are holding someone’s wife hostage. My brother that’s a criminal offence.




Somewhere in Africa(somaliland) a 35 year old man is mad that his mom(hoyo) didn’t leave money for bread(khat).

This guy had some jokes..

"If you're(xaliimo) ugly, you're ugly. Stop talking about inner because we don't walk around with Xrays--- Robert Mugabe featuring #AbdisExit


"In Africa/Somalia, the only warning they take seriously is Low battery and "

"If you're in love with more than one person, then what's inside you is nolonger a heart, it's a memory card"


Cnn Journalist; Russia was the first country to go to space and USA was the first country to land on the moon.
What will Africa do first?

Mugabe; We will be the first to land on the sun.

CNN journalist; but president it's too hot, you can't land on it

Mugabe; We're not stupid, we will go there at night..

 

[BenInHer]

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[Crow]

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[Dalmoor]

he said em no?.

Actually, there're some of the things he didn't say... It's just made up quotes by other African people... btw that president is highly educated...

Dude's got more than 20 degrees, he's the most learned president.. he got jokes too

 

[BenInHer]

Actually, there're some of the things he didn't say... It's just made up quotes by other African people... btw that president is highly educated...

Dude's got more than 20 degrees, he's the most learned president..

damn, had a good laugh tho...

i'm sure he said this tho no?

Money does not change people...it unlocks true characters that were jailed by poverty.

 

[Crow]

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/answersafrica.com/50-hilarious-robert-mugabe-quotes.html/amp

1. Dear ladies, if your boyfriend didn’t wish you a happy Mother’s Day or sing Sweet Mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.

7. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don’t need to call those things “your breasts”. It’s called COWBELL, OUR MILK! Repeat after me, OUR MILK!

These are definitely fake.

 

[Abdalla]

They are just attributed to him.

My best quote is 'you can be broke until the age of 22. If you're above 22, then my brother, you're not broke but poor'

That was a wake up call for me. @sophisticate

 

[Ape]

This is the best one:
‘Racism will never stop until white cars stop using black tires, until white stops being symbolised as good lick and black bad luck, until white is worn on weddings and black on funerals, until those who avoid tax arent ‘blacklisted’ and even snooker where the 8 black ball must go in and the white stay on. but im fine since i use white to wipe my BIG BLACK BUM!’
:siilaanyolaugh: This corrupt nigga was funny wallahi. I feel sad for his ousting

 

[Abdisomali]

The best one is “ sometimes u look back at girls u spent money on rather than sending it to ur mom and u realize witchcraft is real ”

 

[Sophisticate]

They are just attributed to him.

My best quote is 'you can be broke until the age of 22. If you're above 22, then my brother, you're not broke but poor'

That was a wake up call for me. @sophisticate

22?

 

[Farm]

Best one

 

[Calaf]