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[Bernie Madoff]

How accurate is this ?

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

Bro it's scientifically proven that Somalis never pass the ball and opt for trying to do pointless skills in order to impress instead

I can count the amount of passes I've seen Somalis give each other with my right hand

 

[Marcus]

Too accurate, except the last bit. Asians are fulays.

Somalis and Cadaans are opposites when it comes to football. Somalis are all flair, Cadaans play like Burnley.

 

[Helios]

 

[Mad-MullaH]

walahi worst people to play football are Somali..there is no team work what so ever..everybody wants to dribble and score...rarely somebody want to defend...everybody wants to score...every 2 min the game stops because of argument over a foul...and many many more

 

[BetterDaysAhead]

i remember seeing a viral tweet about this lmao

 

[المهندس]

Not all i was known as Cesc Fabregas or Juan Roman Riquelme. Splitting open defences with one simple through pass

 

[Kanini]

Reminds me of this lol. A stereotype over here.

 

[Yukon_Niner]

Good skills, won't pass the ball.

That was honestly the story for all of London. It's the one city you can't play football in unless you're a braindead caveman with quick feet.

It's why I stuck to basketball

 

[MrReckless]

No communication, no passing, just excessive dribbling and ridiculous solo runs, that’s how malis play football over here
And the constant buuq and shouting

 

[Yahya]

walahi worst people to play football are Somali..there is no team work what so ever..everybody wants to dribble and score...rarely somebody want to defend...everybody wants to score...every 2 min the game stops because of argument over a foul...and many many more

Same thing back home. Every qabil wants to play striker and no one wants to defend.

Miskeen langaabs like dirs will be left to defend against bantu hordes.

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

I can't relate, I was a one man army in defense. Elegant like Nesta and as demonic as Pepe

The Great Wall of Mogadishu

 

[Basic]

The last bit

@Gucci mane You faraxs got the cake

 

[Manafesto]

LMAO, I used to hate stingy players who do pointless tricks, walahi my blood use to boil specially when I am open and right next to the goal, the other communities have unwritten rule that you can't hold the ball more than 3-5 seconds.

 

[Guardafui]

“Somalians” When will madows ever leave us alone

 

[kickz]

How accurate is this ?

This dude is sus for the grab part, projecting a bit.

Rest is accurate though with the ball skills

“Somalians” When will madows ever leave us alone

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[Marcus]

Good skills, won't pass the ball.

That was honestly the story for all of London. It's the one city you can't play football in unless you're a braindead caveman with quick feet.

It's why I stuck to basketball

Don't cap, you were probably just shite

 

[Shmurda]

Its the same shit here but with basketball instead walle dixon ballcourt is all fat somali kids that don't pass the ball I almost scrapped one

 

[Faahiye]

How accurate is this ?

@Gucci mane,

The beginning is accurate, Somalis don't like the pass the ball to others. Not sure what the ending is about tho.


Best,

Faahiye

 

[The Hon. SHAYKH Abdiqani]

The big BOOTY Bashir stereotype has gone GLOBAL walahi its over for us