Recruitment

[Khaem]

This guy really thinks he gonna be a Somali politician. Focus on your studies, get into a good university, get a good job, or perhaps start your own business. Qurbojoog, raised in the west, thinks he will climb up the Somali political ranks Shaydanka iska naar. When you go back home and tell the locals your plans they gonna react like this

When Adolf first started out everyone laughed at him

 

[Richard Pearson]

When Adolf first started out everyone laughed at him

 

[Khaem]

You get me bruff…. I read in between the lines! Who brought somaliland on their knees begging irir, Dahir Culusow and the likes! It wasn’t a political party in fact political parties are working behind the curtains to work against the clan elders!

Ilahow noo dhaaf odayaasheena! Amiin! Waayo aragnimo, deen, waxgarad iyo gobonimo ayaga ayay ku hartay!

I strongly believe that if Somali current matters are left to the clan elders all our problems would disappear like snow on a heated pan!

They would talk with the intention of solving problems and not creating problems! Odayaashu waa nabadoono- politicians are out for themselves..

Save the clan elders!

Him being 17 is why it’s fun.he’s entertaining
I’d be concerned if a grown ass man was making these threads and joked about being a nazi. We’d have to make some phone calls

My bad: I re read my earlier posts and I remembered the plan was to make a dedicated house of government specifically for clan elders to settle disputes

Here's my earlier post:

First I want to start by setting the house in order and reforming Somali governmet into 2 houses,
One house will work like an elected parliament with 1man 1 vote system with politicians running the whole thing. The other house will be a collection of clan elders who mediate domestic disputes like how we used to.

Secondly, I want to put a large chunk of GDP into building up the Millitary and taxing people, with this tax I will build up infrastructure and railroads connecting the country. Obviously since the Millitary is built up to a decent fighting force, terrorist groups will be easily wiped out.

Main issue in somalia is that people holy more loyalty to their clan than to their nation. This is because when shit goes down, they can only rely on their clan to help them rather than the government. So to remedy this I would invest in a police force and increased surveillance to combat crime and keep citizens safe and eventually people will become more loyal to the government.

After the country is safe and has decent infrastructure, I would re write the legal code to give increased property rights and assurances that people can own property without worrying about having it stolen. This is good as it is the Foundation of a developed economy as it gives foreign businesses the confidence to invest in the nation which would generate jobs and wealth in the nation.

I would try copy what china did and open up special economic zones in places like Mogadishu where foreign business can come and flood investment with 0% tax on the condition that they hire only somali workers, this is good as it gives somalis the skills needed to set up their own successful businesses which would then be taxed by the government.

After this is done I would build a defence industry in somalia where we manufacture our own weapons so that we are immune from the weapons blockade we currently have, this would allow us to flood weapons into occupied somali lands such as ogaden and nfd, the plan is to arm them and make them the wealthiest of their respective nations so that eventually they can secede and rejoin Somalia with little issue as Somalia would be sitting across the border with a effective millitary.

This is how I would make somaliweyn a reality however it would take a couple decades to achieve depending on how fast somalia can develop

 

[GaradShabeel]

You get me bruff…. I read in between the lines! Who brought somaliland on their knees begging irir, Dahir Culusow and the likes! It wasn’t a political party in fact political parties are working behind the curtains to work against the clan elders!

Ilahow noo dhaaf odayaasheena! Amiin! Waayo aragnimo, deen, waxgarad iyo gobonimo ayaga ayay ku hartay!

I strongly believe that if Somali current matters are left to the clan elders all our problems would disappear like snow on a heated pan!

They would talk with the intention of solving problems and not creating problems! Odayaashu waa nabadoono- politicians are out for themselves..

Save the clan elders!

Agreed. It seems like regardless of everything we go through, people tend to trust their clan elders more than others. Even if they don't share the same political visions.

I personally view clan elders as 'de-facto' monarchs. Look at monarchies and republican countries, especially authoritarian ones. Presidents and politicians in the latter knows that their time in office are limited and trying to take advantage of his people and focused on filling his own pockets *at all cost*. While in the former, the monarchs knows that his seat is permanently sealed and secured, and knows that the prosperity of his people means the prosperity of himself. The same can be said about clan elders always representing his kin and looking about for their best interests, compared to corrupt politicians hoodwinking people.

 

[DubatDiaries]

I like the vision @Idrus
You have my support (note:not legally binding), don’t go around doing anything crazy now. I don’t want to be connected to a “Fuhrer Farah”.

 

[Khaem]

I like the vision @Idrus
You have my support (note:not legally binding), don’t go around doing anything crazy now. I don’t want to be connected to a “Fuhrer Farah”.

Thank you my compatriot.
I will tone down a little bit as to make myself appear more professional and suitable for the public eye.
Don't wanna see cadaans getting a PTSD shock when they hear my speeches

 

[Somali Saayid]

Waa waarey I take the day off and I'm late to the party, also @a_bilan trying to start a political party.

Way too many 'future politician' on here

 

[Khaem]

Waa waarey I take the day off and I'm late to the party, also @a_bilan trying to start a political party.

Way too many 'future politician' on here

Don't worry the waddo xariir party is in full swing. We will rule somalia inshallah waalal

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[Somali Saayid]

Don't worry the waddo xariir party is in full swing. We will rule somalia inshallah waalal

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Who said your going to taste the sweet wine of power. My secret police will be reading the verdict of a kangaroo court with a firing squad trained on both of you. Whilst I sit down in Villa Somalia declaring the First Somali Reich.

 

[Khaem]

Who said your going to taste the sweet wine of power. My secret police will be reading the verdict of a kangaroo court with a firing squad trained on both of you. Whilst I sit down in Villa Somalia declaring the First Somali Reich.

The Somali Reich cannot survive withoit a Fuhrer, there is none more nationalist and convinced of Somali supremecy like me

 

[DubatDiaries]

Who said your going to taste the sweet wine of power. My secret police will be reading the verdict of a kangaroo court with a firing squad trained on both of you. Whilst I sit down in Villa Somalia declaring the First Somali Reich.

I’m getting exhausted trying to navigate political goals with you two. There is not an ounce of loyalty among us. A bunch of backstabbers wallahi. We probably will sell each other out for a kitkat bar

No wonder we like politics

 

[Noble]

Rights for ethnic minorities?

 

[Khaem]

Rights for ethnic minorities?

 

[Khaem]

Rights for ethnic minorities?

Nah jk, ofc ethnic minorities are gonna be protected from attacks by the gov

 

[Basra]

Well, you’ll have to get ready for my political party which would suspiciously be against every last one of your party policies.
Even planned out the next Somali civil war. I just need to figure out a name

 

[Internet Nomad]

This is a lucrative venture for war profiteering, as both @Idrus and @Somali Ugaas are vying for the leadership position. All I have to do is create artificial divisions and arm each side. They will descend into civil war after a few false flag assaults. They will both purchase firearms from me, making me the more lucrative. I can just employ mercinaries to capture the top position and appoint myself supreme ruler after the conflict is ended and they have both run out of resources so they cant do a single thing about it.

 

[Somali Saayid]

This is a lucrative venture for war profiteering, as both @Idrus and @Somali Ugaas are vying for the leadership position. All I have to do is create artificial divisions and arm each side. They will descend into civil war after a few false flag assaults. They will both purchase firearms from me, making me the more lucrative. I can just employ mercinaries to capture the top position and appoint myself supreme ruler after the conflict is ended and they have both run out of resources so they cant do a single thing about it.
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I’m getting exhausted trying to navigate political goals with you two. There is not an ounce of loyalty among us. A bunch of backstabbers wallahi. We probably will sell each other out for a kitkat bar

No wonder we like politics

The Somali Reich cannot survive withoit a Fuhrer, there is none more nationalist and convinced of Somali supremecy like me

This is Game Of Thrones Somali Version

 

[Khaem]

This is a lucrative venture for war profiteering, as both @Idrus and @Somali Ugaas are vying for the leadership position. All I have to do is create artificial divisions and arm each side. They will descend into civil war after a few false flag assaults. They will both purchase firearms from me, making me the more lucrative. I can just employ mercinaries to capture the top position and appoint myself supreme ruler after the conflict is ended and they have both run out of resources so they cant do a single thing about it.
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That plan makes me think your full name is Abdi Goldstein

 

[Somali Saayid]

That plan makes me think your full name is Abdi Goldstein

Farah Rothschild

 

[Khaem]

This is Game Of Thrones Somali Version

Who will come out on top is the real answer