Puntland Political Humor

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This Oday I talked to today made everyone crack up and some nearly spit out their tea and laughing hysterically about a Somali political joke since its grounded in shared reality not his own personal reality and he also give future prediction in typical old PL old cultural humor.

Anyways he was asked why don't you go and watch Somali conferences and he replied, why should I? He said it always concludes with another shir and everyone just cracked up and he went further to add, what sad tho is, even my grand kids will be fooled by them and still attending them while not focusing on productive things for themselves and community. He basically meant their conferences will go into eternity, where as he said the arabs are even funnier as they agreed to never agree that's their pact as they prefer death, sharaf dhac, Gaal hos fadhi then arab or muslim unity but he said Somalis agreed to meet and meet again lol.

So the wisdom U should take from that focus on things with actual returns and not Somali or arab or muslim politics as it has no returns for you as long as their chasing silly unity and not separation.

Politics is about interest when only the west helped us in our time of need and took our ppl in and they should be our loyalty in military, economic, and politics not Muslims or arabs who have an unholy pact. The west did cause the ussr fall in 90s which effected all their satellites and their allies but they also saved our ppl allowing us to migrate when they didn't have to.

War shirarka muslimiinta Iyo Somali waxa fadhiyo iblis the snake and the father of qiyaano who is unseen and he will never allow for them to create anything, as he prefers setting up the dajjal system by the United nation so dajjal can then have world power he wants to eliminate god to gog by changing the word and using atheists and create ma gog citizens world wide and use ai chips by force like immunization for mind control, that day their all in mental slavery humanity and religion will be no more as ppl laugh at them as mythologies and myths as they think they have intelligence but it's not intelligence but a hoax and a way to monitor their minds and steal ideas for dajjal without them knowing it thru cyber control center.
 
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DR OSMAN

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Their already creating many wearable devices and softening the ppl up to teach them to wear it like smart watches and other gadgets while also working on AI which will evolve into various stages and upgrades over time and their working on brain control ai which Elon Musk invested in, they will then tell ppl to buy ai wearable mind gadgets and their silly leaders are already setting up the United nations which means to unite all nations thru slow regional and continental blocks first and hand them all over to dajjal when he arises as they done the necessary tasks. He will declare god died and gog is alive and we are all ma gog as they do loud gladiator cheers for him world wide, We actually may see dajjal in our life time if these things speed up. The idea will be churned out from west cause their title for creator is god which dajjal will change to gog using atheists thinkers, but the actual beast or dajjal figure will be from the east but the idea from the west lol.

Yaa juj Iyo majuj U have arrived to do your prophecy and unify Europeans and Mongolians and Indians who are big population and son of yafid or japeth to wage war on ham and sham as U wanted to fight the people of god world wide but mainly in horn, north africa., Arabia, sham, or anyone amomg the yafid nations who can question your false beast system.

He will have one eye they say which is the eye of illuminati symbol which is code word for he will set up huge cyber control centres on each continent and ensure all wear his mind gadgets thru false advertisement of it's good and healthy for your mind and intelligence lol.
 
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DR OSMAN

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Dajjal has been forewarned as one eye so that means he has one eye not physically but one eye surveillance off all humans thru AI wearable mind sets and they will wear it around like they do their smart fone obediently 😂 and eventually babies will be given implants of it so their brain is AI infused lol and they may mark it as 666 or 616 or 610 or some number around 6 as that was when our prophet established Islam in 610 which will be a piece of code and instructions in the chip to fill their ma gog citizens mind of hatred for Muslims and islam and to destroy or hate those who adhere to it or any of their helpers in one big sweep or bit by bit or using useful dajjal stooges to do it among themselves. It may also be used on Christians and Jews.

Once religion and god is gone ppl are easily controlled as they turn faith towards the beast system and his institutions and world order and if anyone questions it will be called low IQ, down syndrome or even mentally ill so lots of stigma will be around free thinking outside his system as he enslaves the world and hands them over to satan and iblis as his people now.

He is known to cause conflict also as the word for conflict in Somali is dagaal which is interchangeable with dajaal in arabic as their the same hamitic tongue. Siyad was slowly trying the first route thru communism and called him JAALE and would've switched to gaale kkkk kkkkkkk which dajaal wanted from all commy states to equalise finances to create one financial class.

Now he will use UN and regional bloc integration thru shared features and languages or ethnic communism in republic idea which is social commy model using the west to change god to gog in their language thru atheist thinkers and wait for the great beast from Mongolians even greater then chengis khan and I fear that one as those Mongolians don't f*ck around judging by chengis khan.
 
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The point is any form of communism is Haram not just financial one but also this cantarabaqash of ethnic, racial, language communism and unifying ppl into a republic is absolutely wrong. It's ok for societies who don't have abtirsi, circumision, poetic tongues as those societies must be made into emirates based on tribe as god intended. Nations on shared tongue is for the rest of mankind as Allah said we are nations and tribes. Your waging war on Allah changing this ancient convenant from abraham and Noah which Mohamed didn't dare touch also.

Making the whole world into nations or republics especially when a large chunk of the world have no history for it is also a communist idea and supports dajjal system as he or his helpers can strike for him over the generations by placing the pieces of the puzzle in dajjal favor when he arrives which is one world govt.

Communism or republics in any form is evil and unifies ppl so dajjal can work his magic of a world order. All ancient Societies with their own convenants, customs, must be accepted into the UN as emirates and nations as nations not trying to over ride this reality as it will lead to never ending conflict which is what dajjal wants. Get it in your thick head heaven isn't a place of communism U ain't riding in there on anyone back.

Every man and woman will be on their own and they will also be held accountable for Adam sharci, Noah convenants of creatingf 3 great nations post flood, and Abraham convenant with abtirsi based societies as that is his legacy and not upon other gentile nations like Europeans and Mongolians or indian.

It's futile working against what is ordained it's like saying ima fight gravity or air or wind lol, these are laws and laws don't go U live under them and held to them,your faith to god is the other test but they don't cancel each other but compliment each other.
 
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DR OSMAN

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Why U think I'm loyal to tribe, as if U can be loyal to god when your not even loyal to your ancestors lol like who U think u fooling sucker, traitor is traitor and why god want that
 

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God won't allow for Somali or any country with abtirsi to form a republic and it's a pure waste of time and your really just chasing your desires but neglecting ordained reality. Nations are only for those who share a tongue and lack abtirsi since they have no tribe and their a tribe on tongue or shared looks like a bunch of rats.

All social group with abtirsi must be given emirates as nothing else will work for them or the other solution is anarchy and waste of time, effort, money, lives and an extreme threat to world stability. U can't change things ordained by god. U just u need to accept it not like it, it's sealed for eternity, I mean U can try rejecting it but it's like me rejecting wind or air lol.

Tribes are lions and their feudal rats and why even Judah call himself lion of Judah but I call myself lion of majerteniya and will do an abtirsi show down with them well at least the true Judah lol and yes Judah I can go thru Solomon as mahamud saleban and dir doonbiro who was circumized as a Muslim and restore his temple, just like an ethio can go thru one of their king's thru menelik and even Sheba who was circumized too lol but as a Christian or falasha. But I doubt those cretins habasha will bring out the crown and ark for Muslim Solomon or even falasha Jew as Ismaelites and Israelites won't agree but only some Jesus return lol.

But daar ood can build dawud and Solomon kingdom but we must establish the daar or temple first on Al aqsa and the kingdom because daar is kingdom and holy place or it can be war fortress we must do in Israel like David did and fight these noahides there now. Then we need to create the ood like Al aqsa around the kingdom plus He wasn't David lol the V is is.european and indian and Mongolian tongue but it's Dawad in hamites tongue, meaning watch the splendor it can be dawa which is medicine or cure for israel.
 
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