President of United Somaliland?

[Mercury]

Caaqli somali at its finest





How can you declare yourself as president?

 

[Dalmoor]

"Government in Exile" kulaha

The effect of grazing on a field full of khat

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Why is his name Martin?

 

[Dalmoor]

Why is his name Martin?

Cause he's the MLK of Somalis.

 

[Basra]

Caaqli somali at its finest





How can you declare yourself as president?

Martin???? Ileynn Isaaq r Jews after all

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Martin???? Ileynn Isaaq r Jews after all

Istaqfurallah Basra.

 

[Basra]

Istaqfurallah Basra.

Jews Gods creation too. Not ashamed of them.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Jews Gods creation too. Not ashamed of them.

Afsomali ku hadal marka yahuud caynaysiid nayaa. Doqon fuuto weyn.

 

[Dalmoor]

Afsomali ku hadal marka yahuud caynaysiid nayaa. Doqon fuuto weyn.

 

[The alchemist]

I see the Khat Juice is working phenomenally.

 

[Tukraq]

Why is his name Martin?

nickname, somalis have random nicknames and they end up being used more than the real one, like farmaajo sometimes its random English names like Martin or Morgan or even reiko

 

[Basra]

Afsomali ku hadal marka yahuud caynaysiid nayaa. Doqon fuuto weyn.

Reiko i think we r having a language barrier here. I am not saying anything about the Jews. In fact, i am praising them for being Gods creation! U r the one who has touchy feelings about. By the way, your qabil Mj are the Jews of Somalis. they love money and are good in business

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Reiko i think we r having a language barrier here. I am not saying anything about the Jews. In fact, i am praising them for being Gods creation! U r the one who has touchy feelings about. By the way, your qabil Mj are the Jews of Somalis. they love money and are good in business

I don't know if I should feel flattered or offended...

 

[Basra]

I don't know if I should feel flattered or offended...

u should feel flattered. (and privately offended as u think Jews are bad but i think they are just like any other humans. Just clever)

 

[Basra]

He declared himself President of all sonalia last week. Im related to him, so I hope that it comes true for him the presidency in sha Allah, cause he may make me a minister or some shit ...

did u follow my advice to follow

???



AM so proud of u walaahi

 

[Basra]

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What videos of his do watch>?

 

[Basra]

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I have been preaching for everybody to watch him and mufti menk ismael. Even tho i feel guilty i have dumped Mulft for Yasir. I recommend watching Mufti Prophets series. The best of all walaahi. Yasir prophet muhammad pbuh seerah is the best of all. Each one is good in a specific series. I basically wake up, listen to yasir and sleep listening to yasir. I see him in my dreams. Clean pg 13 dreams by the way.

Thank God Yasir is not physically attractive so i can listen to his message than rather drool over him.

 

[Mercury]

"Government in Exile" kulaha

The effect of grazing on a field full of khat

Whatever he’s doing looks like it’s working for him even invited to garoowe

 

[Basra]

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He was born in Mississippi. he is a first generation Pakistani in the United states/ so i guess i automatically prefer his videos over Mufti. Although Muft's English is also eloquent and amazing. He is from zimbabwe

 

[Basra]

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Sheikh Yasir has a pure heart walaahi