Post your favorite somali clapbacks

[Jjero]

That sounds Nigerian. I think half of you need to stop typing in Somali wallahi. If you can't speak in it IRL then don't type in it online.

damn thas harsh
didn't expect it coming from you

 

[ItsHanna]

I don't know how to type in af Somali but I'll type it in English.

" you don't know me yet but you will know me today"

 

[Striker]

Somali is my first language right now. Since I live in Somalia

But I also speak English and French since I've lived in western for a decade and a half.

 

[Don]

I got kicked out of high school for saying Aniga (me) to a fellow somali the Madows thought I said and snitched to the principle

 

[GodKnowsBest]

I got kicked out of high school for saying Aniga (me) to a fellow somali the Madows thought I said and snitched to the principle

I would have said the n word to them anyways just to spite them. I used to get away with all types of stuff back in middle school. I would actually swear at them and no matter how many of them piled into the assistant principle's office, I would still get away because they thought I was a miskiin. I would lie dead straight to their face without blinking. Those were the only times I would lie easily, I hated those girls with a passion. I'm bad at lying now.

 

[Don]

I would have said the n word to them anyways just to spite them. I used to get away with all types of stuff back in middle school. I would actually swear at them and no matter how many of them piled into the assistant principle's office, I would still get away because they thought I was a miskiin. I would lie dead straight to their face without blinking. Those were the only times I would lie easily, I hated those girls with a passion. I'm bad at lying now.

The bantus of mozambique hate us with passion. I mean Google Mozambique on wiki and the first thing you'll see is somali slave trade. if we say the word Nigga it's seen as a big thing but an Asian or whites can say it not a somali so you can't get away with it even if ur innocent

 

[Jeesto]

I don't know how to type in af Somali but I'll type it in English.

" you don't know me yet but you will know me today"

Translation
"Ima taqaanid weli laakin maantaad i baran"

 

[Jjero]

I got kicked out of high school for saying Aniga (me) to a fellow somali the Madows thought I said and snitched to the principle

Why didn't you explain though

 

[Jjero]

Translation
"Ima taqaanid weli laakin maantaad i baran"

you need dhaqan celis wallahi i hope you just kidding lmao
"Ima garanisid laakin manta wa malinta ii garan doonta"
@Jeesto @ItsHanna

 

[Jeesto]

you need dhaqan celis wallahi i hope you just kidding lmao
"Ima garanisid laakin manta wa malinta ii garan doonta"
@Jeesto @ItsHanna

I use to run a Dhaqan celis center back home iska kay ilaali ani waxaas uma baahniye
One cannot directly translate English to somali and since somali is such a big confusing language, you can say both.

 

[ItsHanna]

Translation
"Ima taqaanid weli laakin maantaad i baran"

Have you not heard that phrase before?

 

[Jeesto]

Have you not heard that phrase before?

No, atleast not in Europe.

 

[Don]

Why didn't you explain though

I don't know walahi I kept stuttering

 

[Prince Abubu]

you need dhaqan celis wallahi i hope you just kidding lmao
"Ima garanisid laakin manta wa malinta ii garan doonta"
@Jeesto @ItsHanna

Actually, @Jeesto translation was better and more grammatically sound. Sister, don't take this the wrong way but your Somali is on life's support.

 

[Prince Abubu]

Have you not heard that phrase before?

I've heard it. It's a very common Somali female threat.

 

[Zayd]

See u taalo eeg......

War inanta caawiya eebe khayr ha idin siiyo, waxa loo bahanyahay, inaan abaabulno lacag yar si aynu u jarno ticket ay ku dhoofikarta walasheeni

 

[Arman]

bala kugu dacthay


Proceeds to look for shoe to beat person with

 

[DiricLover]

you need dhaqan celis wallahi i hope you just kidding lmao
"Ima garanisid laakin manta wa malinta ii garan doonta"
@Jeesto @ItsHanna

@Jeesto is correct.

 

[Jjero]

@Jeesto is correct.

if you say so

 

[Jjero]

Actually, @Jeesto translation was better and more grammatically sound. Sister, don't take this the wrong way but your Somali is on life's support.

Hoogayeey
all i was wrong with was ''garan'' im sure i was right
never heard ''taqaanid'' before wallahi i've only heard aqaan(id)

@Jeesto is correct.

all of you need dhaqan celis
but if you say so