Perfume some insights

[John Farah]

Dear ladies,

Do no be shocked when you wear perfume made by gay men and caadan women that you actually have the opposite effect towards Somali men. There is nothing more attractive than smelling Somali made body oil perfume on a woman. No one knows this more than the caadan and African women who want to trap us, they go out and buy the oils that you abandoned to trick our brains into seeing them as the same as Somali Woman. Why else is the Somali mall MN so frequently visited by single mid 30s caadan women? They're learning and so are their husbands.

 

[John Farah]

Just so you know, next time you put on that gaalo perfume. Here are some ingredient they put in their high-end potions.

• Civet - "comes from the anal glands of civet cats. This fecal ingredient comes from scraping the anal sacs of these animals and is placed into your sweet-smelling perfumes"
• Castoreum - "comes from yellowish oily secretions of male beavers"
• Musk - "comes from various animals sweat"
• Ambergris - "comes from digestive byproducts of endangered sperm whale"

Caadan women do all this work and still can't hide the cheese and spoiled milk smell. While Somali women for generations have been using simple oils and natural scent mixes, because they don't stink. Mashallah. You forget how little Somali Women need to put on, when you remember how beautiful they already are.

 

[Fiorenza]

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