I got stories for daaaays wallahi
Used to be a problem child but always performed
In grade 8 I got put in the IB program, my French and social studies teacher hated my guts and didn't think I belonged. She'd hate on me regularly.
I use to spit in her coffee every morning.

Her name was Sheddy, I use to pronounce it shitty on purpose and she'd snap everytime
Whenever I handed in a project/paper she'd accuse me of cheating. On bring your kid to work, I had to come to school cause parents were on welfare, Ms Shitty brought her daughter to work. I was hitting on her daughter in front of her, HARD. Saying shit like she can't be your mom you're too pretty, you should come visit the block I'll show you good time

What should we name our first born
I got suspended, but was totally worth it.
f*ck you madame shitty
