The alchemist
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This reminds me of The Office and the whole Scranton Strangler situation. 

Just say during the interview process that you hate thugs and want them off the street. Imply that you are biased and that you will side against the offending party before even looking at the case.To those in Murica, how did you avoid it? What excuses did you use?
To those in Murica, how did you avoid it? What excuses did you use?
What happens if you don’t show up? Will they send you to prison.To those in Murica, how did you avoid it? What excuses did you use?
What happens if you don’t show up? Will they send you to prison.