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[HanadR6]

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[Furioso]

Story #1:
A few months ago, I was staying at my aunt’s place. I left one day to go to the park. The weirdest thing happened on my walk back home. I saw a kid heading towards my building. That made me pretty happy because I forgot to ask for the lobby door keys. The kid I was tailing then looked back at me and started to run. He was like the flash. He ran so fast. I barely caught the lobby door before it closed. Somalis are fast as hell. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. I’m willing to bet all I have on a Somali winning gold in the Olympics soon. When I went in, I saw the same kid to the right of me literally banging on his apartment door. I just thought that he was another weirdo and didn’t think much of it. I decided to go up the stairs because the elevator was taking too long. Luckily for me, the stairs were in the same direction as his apartment. I realized who the kid was after I saw his apartment door number. The kid that was running from me was my childhood friend all along. I guess I scare people. I shouldn’t be surprised. I am @Furioso for a reason. Mwahhahaahahahahaha.

 

[AliUK]

Story #1:
A few months ago, I was staying at my aunt’s place. I left one day to go to the park. The weirdest thing happened on my walk back home. I saw a kid heading towards my building. That made me pretty happy because I forgot to ask for the lobby door keys. The kid I was tailing then looked back at me and started to run. I was so confused, but I sped up as well because I needed someone to open the door for me. He ran so fast. Somalis have the fastest feet. I swear that one is going to win gold in the Olympics. I barely caught the lobby door before it closed. When I went in, I saw the same kid to the right of me literally banging on his apartment door. I just thought that he was another weirdo and didn’t think much of it. I decided to go up the stairs because the elevator was taking too long. Luckily for me, the stairs were in the same direction as his apartment. I realized who the kid was after I saw his apartment door number. The kid that was running from me was my childhood friend all along. I guess I scare people. I shouldn’t be surprised. I am @Furioso for a reason. Mwahhahaahahahahaha.
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I am creeped out and i don't know why so i had to give that post a no

 

[Furioso]

I am creeped out and i don't know why so i had to give that post a no

I must just track you down for giving me a qashin. Make sure to lock your door tonight. Mwahahaahahahahahah

 

[Shmurda]

One time I was smoking up in apartment stairwell with my homies and a somali girl came up to me and was asking me for a hit

I told her you gon have to give us entertainment if u wanna get high and she agreed (she was lowkey drunk) and she took her shirt off and started giving me a lapdance wallahi temptations got the best of me and I got madax from it

I was with a couple other niggas and they all got head except for one dude she said the nigga was wayyy too ugly and she would rather die before giving head to him

My dude was high asf and caught feelings and pistol-whipped her till she was knocked out cold the second he started beating on the bytch i got up outta there

Turns out police caught him and hes doing 7yrs free up my dawg Gmoney out tha bin tho styll