OFFICIAL HEIGHT THREAD - POLL

[anyways]

by calling me a woman? naa soco horta you're lucky it's ramadan

I didn’t call you a woman, I said you are TALLER THAN MOST WOMEN.so your high isn’t bad

 

[Strike6times]

Funny story btw about my height

When I was 13 I went to Somalia and played with rest of kids. All adults thought I was mentally ill adult who played with kids. One lady screamed when I hugged a child and ran away with him. She probably thought I was kidnapping kid and some guy in bajaaj saw what was happening came speeding toward and threatening to shoot me if I didn't stop. This is gaalkacyo btw back in 2016

My retarded ass thought I was going to be kidnapped so I started running faster and going in to the alleways of houses. More people saw me being chased with a kid in my arm. Everyone is thinking I'm the bad guy who kidnapped the child. More people start chasing me. My 68 IQ Somali ass thought I was being chased by pirates so I started yelling that I was being chased by pirates. I lost myself in city and ended by being locked in a jail cell till my mom came.

you love lying

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

something funny

being 5'1

the miskiinad doesnt understand

 

[sambuusi]

That moment when you are too short and your height isn't on the polls. Someone pass the rope

it's okay awoowe, at least you can still be my chair

 

[LRW20]

thank you but why is everyone "dead"ing my comment
is there something funny about being 5'1 that i'm not getting?

Do you have to ask your hoyoo to open kitchen cabinets or do you hop on a chair

 

[anyways]

thank you but why is everyone "dead"ing my comment
is there something funny about being 5'1 that i'm not getting?

5’1 ain’t bad sis, and it’s a known fact that short girls are loved. Plus you get more to choose from

 

[sambuusi]

Yes.
Yes there is.

it’s alright though it’s how you were created.

the miskiinad doesnt understand

STOP it's not thatt short

 

[psyche]

mite fine sxb, just take care of your health

I'm fine thanks for the concern

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

I didn’t call you a woman, I said you are TALLER THAN MOST WOMEN.so your high isn’t bad

you're comparing me to women tho

 

[Jaydaan]

thank you but why is everyone "dead"ing my comment
is there something funny about being 5'1 that i'm not getting?

they just jealous....you can buy childrens clothes all your life and they are way cheaper and cuter

 

[LRW20]

you're comparing me to women tho

Cause your not tall enough to be compared to men

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

STOP it's not thatt short

that's 155cm, that's short af

 

[sambuusi]

Do you have to ask your hoyoo to open kitchen cabinets or do you hop on a chair

i can open cabinets idiot, but if something in there is too high...
i- i climb on the counter

 

[Prettymuslim94]

I could walk into yemen and probably look down the whole time because of them 5'2 dudes

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

@Al-Burcaawi and @sambuusi are milk deprived

it's not me who's short, it's you women who are too tall

lay off the heels ayeeydiina cune

 

[LRW20]

i can open cabinets idiot, but if something in there is too high...
[/iSPOILER]i- i climb on the counter

Cant even do a spoiler correctly so how do you expect to hop on the counter

 

[anyways]

you're comparing me to women tho

 

[sambuusi]

they just jealous....you can buy childrens clothes all your life and they are way cheaper and cuter

 

[karkaar]

horta is 175cm short? it feels like it

Its statically average, so you're taller than 50% of men

 

[Strike6times]

I would have to look down to see you