Grigori Rasputin
Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Here’s the picture of the traditional way of the procedure:
( I have done it, I know..)
Dress up xoolayahoow
Be prepared to be spied on by eedos lurking from the corners. Trying to see your looks ( don’t assume you’re not been watched like an animal in the zoo )
When you coming in the house allow your Aabo to be ahead of you going in.
Give a hug to your father-in-law who you will annihilate his daughter
Smile here and there
Expect a Shax and sweets presented to you
I know your excited so don’t choke on the shax
Don’t use their restroom (the toilet could be clogged)
Expect the mother to come out an hour later. If she is willing to shake your hand then kiss her hand.
If she has brothers then spend time talking with them. Try to impress them with your intellectual superiority but stay humble. Find a common ground, maybe sports will do it.
Right after the mother comes out your future wifey will come out. Don’t be surprised when she comes out with gabasaar and dirac acting all holly when you know what you guys done few nights ago
she’s act shy say “adeero how are you”
for icing in the cake, when finished with the cups and plates then pick them up and take them to the kitchen and see mother-in-law come running saying “ alla maya eedo anagaa ka masuula “
When you abt to leave expect 7 eedos come out of the rooms to greet you
When you get to your house call your female and hear the stories that happened in the rooms. She probably gonna say “why didn’t you keep on your hat. Now my Eedos are saying “bidaar dheera ninku
“ “.
( when divorce happens just know that these Eedos will spread rumors that you were gay
”
( I have done it, I know..)
Dress up xoolayahoow
Be prepared to be spied on by eedos lurking from the corners. Trying to see your looks ( don’t assume you’re not been watched like an animal in the zoo )
When you coming in the house allow your Aabo to be ahead of you going in.
Give a hug to your father-in-law who you will annihilate his daughter
Smile here and there
Expect a Shax and sweets presented to you
I know your excited so don’t choke on the shax
Don’t use their restroom (the toilet could be clogged)
Expect the mother to come out an hour later. If she is willing to shake your hand then kiss her hand.
If she has brothers then spend time talking with them. Try to impress them with your intellectual superiority but stay humble. Find a common ground, maybe sports will do it.
Right after the mother comes out your future wifey will come out. Don’t be surprised when she comes out with gabasaar and dirac acting all holly when you know what you guys done few nights ago
she’s act shy say “adeero how are you”for icing in the cake, when finished with the cups and plates then pick them up and take them to the kitchen and see mother-in-law come running saying “ alla maya eedo anagaa ka masuula “
When you abt to leave expect 7 eedos come out of the rooms to greet you
When you get to your house call your female and hear the stories that happened in the rooms. She probably gonna say “why didn’t you keep on your hat. Now my Eedos are saying “bidaar dheera ninku
“ “. ( when divorce happens just know that these Eedos will spread rumors that you were gay
”
“
