Not even my girlfriend gets this treatment

[Rooble44]

I opened the door for my PS5, delicately placed it on the front seat. Carefully strapped the seat belt on, and finally gave it a kiss before I drove off home so I can make sweet love all night.

I usually just tell my girlfriend to have a seat on the back and I don't even communicate with her.

I've been having witty banter with my PS5 for a good 20mins on my drive home.

Jokes aside, any of you who finally got their PS5 yet? And what games? Feel free to drop your tags if you're wanting some cashar on FIFA and Call of duty.

 

[Amazonian]

I'll be honest, I didnt make the purchase.

I'm still using my ps4, it works like magic

 

[Dalmoor]

Some of y'all only have the option of simpin cause y'all wallet look like this if we're being honest

 

[486th President]

Why don’t y’all niggas just wait for the price to go down in like a week or more y’all have fob IQ that 68 IQ

 

[Dalmoor]

Blessed is the nigga who gets the ps5 without relationships

 

[bobsburger]

Why don’t y’all niggas just wait for the price to go down in like a week or more y’all have fob IQ that 68 IQ

just wait 5 months it's finna be like $200

 

[Rooble44]

I'll be honest, I didnt make the purchase.

I'm still using my ps4, it works like magic

I absolutely understand that bro but I got sick and tired of it. Just look at this beauty.

Some of y'all only have the option of simpin cause y'all wallet look like this if we're being honest View attachment 153780

Never simped, never will.

Why don’t y’all niggas just wait for the price to go down in like a week or more y’all have fob IQ that 68 IQ

Nigga I make close to £4,000 every month and just won the lottery, you think I'm in the mood of saving a few hundred pounds?

Blessed is the nigga who gets the ps5 without relationships

 

[Dalmoor]

just wait 5 months it's finna be like $200

Quick maffs

Never simped, never will.

Life slogan

 

[Desert Flower]

Does your girlfriend know that you won the lottery?

Between you and @Manafesto, I can’t keep up around here.

 

[Rooble44]

Quick maffs

Everyday man's on the block, Smoke trees.

 

[Rooble44]

Does your girlfriend know that you won the lottery?

Between you and @Manafesto, I can’t keep up around here.

She's not officially my girlfriend, we just satisfy each other emotionally. And no, she doesn't know. Heck not even my family know. You guys should feel special, really, but not really.

@Manafesto is my nigga, but last time I checked he ain't dripping like me.

 

[Desert Flower]

She's not officially my girlfriend, we just satisfy each other emotionally. And no, she doesn't know. Heck not even my family know. You guys should feel special, really, but not really.

Lmaoo. Is she aware that that’s how you see her? Me thinks not.

 

[Mr Sufi]

I absolutely understand that bro but I got sick and tired of it. Just look at this beauty.
View attachment 153800


Never simped, never will.


Nigga I make close to £4,000 every month and just won the lottery, you think I'm in the mood of saving a few hundred pounds?

Your crib looks like shit you should of spent that money on a reno new furniture etc etc

 

[Rooble44]

Lmaoo. Is she aware that that’s how you see her? Me thinks not.

She knows, but I'm probably gonna wifey her. And I'm talking proper marriage ting. Maskiinta thinks I earn minimum wage and goes above and beyond for me, forget knowing I'm practically a millionaire. The girl travels 20mins after work just so she can cook for me and spend time with me, I need to make her go through a few hoops just to make sure she's the one, so far I'm around 90% certain anyway.

Your crib looks like shit you should of spent that money on a reno new furniture etc etc

And you were able to deduct this much from a photo with the majority of pixels taken by a table, ps5 and tv?

That's my home office, I like it to be as minimal as possible to help me focus. Theres this thing called minimalism, you should look it up broski.

 

[Mr Sufi]

She knows, but I'm probably gonna wifey her. And I'm talking proper marriage ting. Maskiinta thinks I earn minimum wage and goes above and beyond for me, forget knowing I'm practically a millionaire. The girl travels 20mins after work just so she can cook for me and spend time with me, I need to make her go through a few hoops just to make sure she's the one, so far I'm around 90% certain anyway.


And you were able to deduct this much from a photo with the majority of pixels taken by a table, ps5 and tv?

That's my home office, I like it to be as minimal as possible to help me focus. Theres this thing called minimalism, you should look it up broski.

Sensitive

 

[Desert Flower]

She knows, but I'm probably gonna wifey her. And I'm talking proper marriage ting. Maskiinta thinks I earn minimum wage and goes above and beyond for me, forget knowing I'm practically a millionaire. The girl travels 20mins after work just so she can cook for me and spend time with me, I need to make her go through a few hoops just to make sure she's the one, so far I'm around 90% certain anyway.


And you were able to deduct this much from a photo with the majority of pixels taken by a table, ps5 and tv?

That's my home office, I like it to be as minimal as possible to help me focus. Theres this thing called minimalism, you should look it up broski.

Is she Somali? If you’re stringing her along like this, you don’t really want her. Leave her and find qof kale (which, I know is coming.)

 

[Rooble44]

Is she Somali? If you’re stringing her along like this, you don’t really want her. Leave her and find qof kale (which, I know is coming.)

She's Somali, she's beautiful inside-out and I've never, ever said that about any woman in my life. I'm not stringing her along, I'm literally thinking of marrying her. For a guy with a track record of fucking anything I find attractive, the thought of getting sexual with her hasn't even crossed my mind. Even though that was more to protect myself just incase I walked out, guess I might as well give her some raaxo before marriage.

 

[Desert Flower]

She's Somali, she's beautiful inside-out and I've never, ever said that about any woman in my life. I'm not stringing her along, I'm literally thinking of marrying her. For a guy with a track record of fucking anything I find attractive, the thought of getting sexual with her hasn't even crossed my mind. Even though that was more to protect myself just incase I walked out, guess I might as well give her some raaxo before marriage.

I shouldn’t have entertained this. Sxb it’s marriage or nothing. Girlfriend waa shaaqo gaalo. Marry or leave her be.

 

[Rooble44]

I shouldn’t have entertained this. Sxb it’s marriage or nothing. Girlfriend waa shaaqo gaalo. Marry or leave her be.

It's marriage, don't worry. Girls just can't seem to help themselves around me, it's simultaneously a gift and a curse.

 

[Username]

I was thinking of getting one, but I may get into PC gaming instead.