Djibouti in a word: Rip.
Chance of Hooking up: 4 / 5
Quality of Girls: 2.5 / 5
Nightlife: 3.5 / 5
Smoking tolerance: 3 / 5
Costs €$£
Bachelor’s budget: $75 per day.
Beer: 1000 DJF ($5-6) for a beer.
Bed: Private rooms from $25.
Food: $6 for a meal.
Other Costs: Drop the $15 entrance fee for the Kempinski hotel- a five star paradise in slumville. Lounging by the pool bar is a great way to spend the day. The taxi ride will cost you around $5.
Overview
Djibouti has very little going for it. It’s rough, full of hustlers, the women are covered up, and thanks to foreign military bases, everything is horrendously expensive for what you get. The only saving grace is the Kempinski hotel and the half-decent nightlife.
The Girls
Appearance:
The drop off in boner-inducing females coming from Ethiopia is dramatic. Like many on the horn of Africa, their skin ranges from quite dark to very light skinned, Djiboutians are usually wrapping up an extra 10lbs of fat. 95% of locals wear hijabs and loose abayas… and this leaves them unaccountable for shoveling down that extra portion of goat fat. The cream of the crop are stunning, but you rarely encounter them.
So why the harsh rating? Because of the standard at night. Each bar will usually only have 1-2 bangable girls— if even—and they’re usually young bar girls. Sadly, most ladies of the night are washed up Ethiopian or Djiboutian hookers way past their prime.
Demographics: Population is 604,013. The two largest ethnic groups are the Somali (60%) and the Afar (35%), the latter of which are usually lighter and better looking.
Attitudes: As many travelers will attest, Djiboutians lack the warmth of their neighbors. This is primarily due to the presence of the French and American military bases here, which has encouraged rampant prostitution and boozing in what would otherwise be a conservative Muslim country. Almost all night girls are out to play you. Be careful.
Gaming Strategy:
Logistics are a big problem, as most accommodation doesn’t allow guests. This mean goings back to their place (or a room you’ll be locked into and held prisoner in until you fork over everything you have…sigh). The only locals worth gaming are the ones who work or drink at the Kempimski hotel or at the upscale restaurants on Menelik square. And it may take you some time.
This small pool of girls also get attention from military dudes, so you have little exotic capital. The other option is to shore downtown. In both cases, you’re chances improve massively with a basic level of French. Note that bar girls are often ‘bar fined’, so get their number for a meet-up later. If you go home with a girl from Tropicana, good luck.
The Dirt
Accommodation:
If I were rich, I’d stay at the 5 star Kempinski. However, the European quarter is where the all the action is. Stay as near to the Menelik hotel as you can. We stayed in the Horseed… a safe place that didn’t cost an arm and a leg. Security would not allow guests, however. Girls will know place where you can rent-by-the hour, but trust your gut. These places are dodgy.
Getting High: Bring it in from Ethiopia.
Other advice: The bar scene is competitive. Most bars will give you a 2 for 1 offer on your first drink if you ask AT THE BAR. This will save you a fortune. Also, negotiate the price of drink before hand. The next bit of advise is more important…
IGNORE street hustlers. The worst thing about Djibouti is the local guys. They are as bad as Ghanaians and Gambians for hassle. This is the game: they befriend you on the street (or even in a bar), saying they work for a club or bar, offering a free drink (which you get anyway ). Then they come in with you, order some expensive drinks for themselves, and you end up paying for it. Then they will also follow you around for the whole night, AND THEN demand money for their services. During the day, you’ll also be hassled constantly for money.
The Nightlife
Djibouti nightlife is surprisingly lively – albeit expensive. Even on a Monday you can find a faint pulse. With the exception of Tropicana, most of the bars are concentrated in one area.
Menelik Square
They’re are a couple of bars around this area. Menelik hotel itself is not a bad option on the weekends, as it has a very mixed crowd. Oasis and the neighbouring bar on Rue d’Ethiopia is also tolerable. Finally, there is another popular place called Scotch on Rue Cholchette.. the only place remotely buzzing on a Monday.
Kempinski club
Kempinski
I recommend the pool side bar for during the day. You’ll meet a great bunch of characters. At night, however, the hotel is dead excepts Saturdays, when the casino/club attracts a crowd… probably the only time you’ll get to meet the middle/upper classes.
Tropicana
Oh Jesus, Tropicana. This is the only bar you won’t find expats. Everybody will tell you to avoid this place. But you know what that means? Go. Basically, it’s the biggest venue in the city, and only starts filling up after 3AM, when all the other bars close. All the hookers and bar girls come here as their last chance saloon. Although it’s dodgy, it’s fun as hell. The music was excellent and the female attention is entertaining. Be very careful if you decide to go home with a girl.
Chance of Hooking up: 4 / 5
Quality of Girls: 2.5 / 5
Nightlife: 3.5 / 5
Smoking tolerance: 3 / 5
Costs €$£
Bachelor’s budget: $75 per day.
Beer: 1000 DJF ($5-6) for a beer.
Bed: Private rooms from $25.
Food: $6 for a meal.
Other Costs: Drop the $15 entrance fee for the Kempinski hotel- a five star paradise in slumville. Lounging by the pool bar is a great way to spend the day. The taxi ride will cost you around $5.
Overview
Djibouti has very little going for it. It’s rough, full of hustlers, the women are covered up, and thanks to foreign military bases, everything is horrendously expensive for what you get. The only saving grace is the Kempinski hotel and the half-decent nightlife.
The Girls
Appearance:
The drop off in boner-inducing females coming from Ethiopia is dramatic. Like many on the horn of Africa, their skin ranges from quite dark to very light skinned, Djiboutians are usually wrapping up an extra 10lbs of fat. 95% of locals wear hijabs and loose abayas… and this leaves them unaccountable for shoveling down that extra portion of goat fat. The cream of the crop are stunning, but you rarely encounter them.
So why the harsh rating? Because of the standard at night. Each bar will usually only have 1-2 bangable girls— if even—and they’re usually young bar girls. Sadly, most ladies of the night are washed up Ethiopian or Djiboutian hookers way past their prime.
Demographics: Population is 604,013. The two largest ethnic groups are the Somali (60%) and the Afar (35%), the latter of which are usually lighter and better looking.
Attitudes: As many travelers will attest, Djiboutians lack the warmth of their neighbors. This is primarily due to the presence of the French and American military bases here, which has encouraged rampant prostitution and boozing in what would otherwise be a conservative Muslim country. Almost all night girls are out to play you. Be careful.
Gaming Strategy:
Logistics are a big problem, as most accommodation doesn’t allow guests. This mean goings back to their place (or a room you’ll be locked into and held prisoner in until you fork over everything you have…sigh). The only locals worth gaming are the ones who work or drink at the Kempimski hotel or at the upscale restaurants on Menelik square. And it may take you some time.
This small pool of girls also get attention from military dudes, so you have little exotic capital. The other option is to shore downtown. In both cases, you’re chances improve massively with a basic level of French. Note that bar girls are often ‘bar fined’, so get their number for a meet-up later. If you go home with a girl from Tropicana, good luck.
The Dirt
Accommodation:
If I were rich, I’d stay at the 5 star Kempinski. However, the European quarter is where the all the action is. Stay as near to the Menelik hotel as you can. We stayed in the Horseed… a safe place that didn’t cost an arm and a leg. Security would not allow guests, however. Girls will know place where you can rent-by-the hour, but trust your gut. These places are dodgy.
Getting High: Bring it in from Ethiopia.
Other advice: The bar scene is competitive. Most bars will give you a 2 for 1 offer on your first drink if you ask AT THE BAR. This will save you a fortune. Also, negotiate the price of drink before hand. The next bit of advise is more important…
IGNORE street hustlers. The worst thing about Djibouti is the local guys. They are as bad as Ghanaians and Gambians for hassle. This is the game: they befriend you on the street (or even in a bar), saying they work for a club or bar, offering a free drink (which you get anyway ). Then they come in with you, order some expensive drinks for themselves, and you end up paying for it. Then they will also follow you around for the whole night, AND THEN demand money for their services. During the day, you’ll also be hassled constantly for money.
The Nightlife
Djibouti nightlife is surprisingly lively – albeit expensive. Even on a Monday you can find a faint pulse. With the exception of Tropicana, most of the bars are concentrated in one area.
Menelik Square
They’re are a couple of bars around this area. Menelik hotel itself is not a bad option on the weekends, as it has a very mixed crowd. Oasis and the neighbouring bar on Rue d’Ethiopia is also tolerable. Finally, there is another popular place called Scotch on Rue Cholchette.. the only place remotely buzzing on a Monday.
Kempinski club
Kempinski
I recommend the pool side bar for during the day. You’ll meet a great bunch of characters. At night, however, the hotel is dead excepts Saturdays, when the casino/club attracts a crowd… probably the only time you’ll get to meet the middle/upper classes.
Tropicana
Oh Jesus, Tropicana. This is the only bar you won’t find expats. Everybody will tell you to avoid this place. But you know what that means? Go. Basically, it’s the biggest venue in the city, and only starts filling up after 3AM, when all the other bars close. All the hookers and bar girls come here as their last chance saloon. Although it’s dodgy, it’s fun as hell. The music was excellent and the female attention is entertaining. Be very careful if you decide to go home with a girl.
