Never Have I Ever

[sambuusi]

you probably haven't tasted good bariis. I'll invite you home to me, and make you rice that will change your previously negative opinions..

NOOO FUCKING WAY IM LET YOU HATE ON BARIISSS THAT SHIT IS LIFE CHANGING.

you can't change my mind sis
i've tasted good bariis but idk it just don't hit different

 

[Xasusi]

Ketchup makes every food bang, the best combo is ketchup and banana

 

[sambuusi]

never have I ever touched snow in 10 years

i have touched snow in the last 10 years even though it's veryy rare

 

[a y a n]

Ketchup makes every food bang, the best combo is ketchup and banana

get out now

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

never have i ever skipped school

i've never skipped school cause i'm a good girl

i've skipped A LOT

in sweden i managed to fake a dentist appointment paper so i could get a free bus ride and get authorized absences, that's when i found out i could block the school's phone number that sends my mum messages

man went to the first lesson, ate lunch and then left, that school was shit anyway the teachers don't give a f*ck

 

[sambuusi]

Ketchup makes every food bang, the best combo is ketchup and banana

ketchup and banana??

nah walaal nah

 

[Xasusi]

get out now

I'm a pioneer of flavour, mayo + banana slaps even harder

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

never have I ever touched snow in 10 years

bruh i used to live in scandi shit was everywhere

 

[anyways]

never have i ever skipped school

i've never skipped school cause i'm a good girl

NEVER
my parents would literally kill me...

My ass use to go to school even when I had headaches

 

[sambuusi]

i've skipped A LOT

in sweden i managed to fake a dentist appointment paper so i could get a free bus ride and get authorized absences, that's when i found out i could block the school's phone number that sends my mum messages

man went to the first lesson, ate lunch and then left, that school was shit anyway the teachers don't give a f*ck

bad boy

 

[sambuusi]

I'm a pioneer of flavour, mayo + banana slaps even harder

stop that
delete it rn
please

 

[Teflon]

i have touched snow in the last 10 years even though it's veryy rare

what state are u from

 

[Teflon]

bruh i used to live in scandi shit was everywhere

 

[sambuusi]

NEVER
my parents would literally kill me...

My ass use to go to school even when I had headaches

i still went to school when i was sick
my mom woulda let me off but i never thought of skipping

 

[sambuusi]

what state are u from

washington, seattle to be specific

 

[anyways]

you can't change my mind sis
i've tasted good bariis but idk it just don't hit different

Then it’s you that’s is the problem and not the bariis

 

[sambuusi]

Then it’s you that’s is the problem and not the bariis

heyy
i'm allowed to not like bariis
leave me aloneee

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

heyy
i'm allowed to not like bariis
leave me aloneee

no you're not

you've just commited treason

 

[sambuusi]

no you're not

you've just commited treason

treason?? this is freedom of expression

 

[HanadR6]

y’all disgust me
N E V E R have i ever eaten baaris with ketchup
y’all are ANIMALS

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first it was not eating banana with bariis, now ketchup? you are hereby declared a somali sheegato, you dont eat banana/ketchup with bariis plus you dont speak somali, wallahi these london ajnabis speak better somali then you