Never cheat on your barber

Marshall D Abdi · Mar 10, 2021

So basically this happend this week i had an important meeting so mandem had to get fresh fade as usual. The problem is tho my local somali barber was absent due business related thing in another city, so basically since i had little time left :dabcasar:

So i gave my local arab a chance. What might go wrong just fresh cut to the sides you think? i request my type haricut i want even show a freakin picture then he goes

”habibi sit down cammu been barber before israel was even a thing he says” so in my mind i thaught to myself this nigga is an expert relax and give him the chance he deserves. :silanyosmile:

I notice something diffrent but couldn’t point it out since i was busy texting someone

went from having this kind of hair

To this infamous fob hair

and he had the audacity to make me pay double as much i pay usually :pacspit:

Then he asks with his fob swedish ”do you like it cammu” i couldnt answer directly so he notices i hesitated, So i thaught maybe Nigga will give you discount after he fucked your hair like that but naah, he says ”we can go bald if you want no problem with me”

abahis wasaha How you gonna violate my hair like that and bankrupt me at the same time :faysalwtf:

Boogie · Mar 10, 2021

Imagine having to go a barber couldnt be me miiskin

Marshall D Abdi · Mar 10, 2021

Boogie said:
Imagine having to go a barber couldnt be me miiskin

Did ur hair leave u already despite being 13 yrs old :mjlol:

Boogie · Mar 10, 2021

Marshall D Abdi said:
Did ur hair leave u already despite being 15 yrs old

Nah i just get free cuts

BetterDaysAhead · Mar 10, 2021

my hooyo cuts my hair i be lookin clean :mariojump:

Hassan11 · Mar 10, 2021

no offense but you should’ve saw this coming sxb madow barbers are the only ones who know how to cut hair, this Arab nigga had you looking like abdullahi yusuf :mjlol:

Marshall D Abdi · Mar 10, 2021

BetterDaysAhead said:
my hooyo cuts my hair i be lookin clean

She used to cut my hair back in the days with her blessed hands :friendhug:

Marshall D Abdi · Mar 10, 2021

Hassan11 said:
no offense but you should’ve saw this coming sxb madow barbers are the only ones who know how to cut hair, this Arab nigga had you looking like abdullahi yusuf

Nah fam never trust madow barbers they gonna push ur hairline back to somalia wallahi

Timo Jareer and proud · Mar 10, 2021

Your first mistake was letting a sand nigga touch your timo. African hair + Arab barber = jahanam

Boogie · Mar 10, 2021

Timo Madow and proud said:
Your first mistake was letting a sand nigga touch your timo. African hair + Arab barber = jahanam

I went to cadaan barber once she didnt even line me up

Marshall D Abdi · Mar 10, 2021

Timo Madow and proud said:
Your first mistake was letting a sand nigga touch your timo. African hair + Arab barber = jahanam

Mandem had no choice :noneck:

Marshall D Abdi · Mar 10, 2021

Timo Madow and proud said:
Your first mistake was letting a sand nigga touch your timo. African hair + Arab barber = jahanam

Why does ur bio khatland waa dalka beesha isxaaq weyn thaught ur were reer jabooty

AbdiS · Mar 10, 2021

You're lucky. In Canada, and especially in Toronto, we have to go niin Jamaaykaan oo daroogad sameyneysa. They speak increadibly loud in an mumble, incomprehensible, and obnoxious tone. They also seem to be always chewing something. :susp:

They're the reer Waqooyi of English.

Marshall D Abdi · Mar 10, 2021

AbdiS said:
You're lucky. In Canada, and especially in Toronto, we have to go niin Jamaaykaan oo daroogad sameyneysa. They speak increadibly loud in an mumble, incomprehensible, and obnoxious tone. They also seem to be always chewing something.

They're the reer Waqooyi of English.

When did Jamaicans arrive in canada thaught they only existed in uk :mindblown:

Timo Jareer and proud · Mar 10, 2021

Marshall D Abdi said:
Why does ur bio khatland waa dalka beesha isxaaq weyn thaught ur were reer jabooty

Im a Isaaq from Djibouti. Fam left Somaliland in the early 20th century when the french killed off the trade in Saylac and Berbera with their port :icon lol: