Near death experiences

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  1. HanadR6

    HanadR6 Goodbye comrades.

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    My dad saw a dark lady wearing a white dress on the highway floating at night

    Yall got any?
     
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  2. Guure

    Guure

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    How is that a near death experience?

    tell ur aabo he needs to lay of whatever he is on:damedamn:
     
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  3. Kanini

    Kanini

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    I'm cryin at this wtf
    :mjlol:
     
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  4. Luciddreamer

    Luciddreamer Former self hater

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    must be that chronic moon rocks strain
     
  5. Yukon_Niner

    Yukon_Niner I'll Batista Bomb your ayeeyo in Asda

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    I was talking to someone and didn't notice a dog walking past me
     
  6. astorecalledkmart

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    Beautiful women on the highways late at night have been described as jinn and ghost stories literally all around the world. The Somali variant goes something like this:

    A truck driver is driving down a dark road late at night when he sees a beautiful girl in white by the side of the road. He stops and she asks for a ride. When she gets in, he tells her that it isn't safe for people to be out alone at night in such isolated places. She gives him directions until they get to an old, abandoned cemetery in the middle of nowhere. He asks if she's sure this is the right place, laughing nervously as he adds that an old cemetery is somewhere jinns would live. She replies that she'll be fine as her family lives there before showing him her goat feet.
     
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  7. Samaalic Era

    Samaalic Era VIP

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    If I saw goat feet, I would be messed up for days to come:damn:
     
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  8. Wiilyam Ina Sheekh Zubeer

    Wiilyam Ina Sheekh Zubeer

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  9. HanadR6

    HanadR6 Goodbye comrades.

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    Aight I'll tell him to stop smoking that Canjeelo iyo caano:farole:
     
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  10. VantaBlack

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    Near death experiences are due to the flood of DMT.
     
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