Near death experiences

[Coulombs law]

Any of you guys have been in a situation where your life flashed in front of your eyes ?

When I was at Mogadishu for vacation, some insane mooryaan with a machete nearly attacked me over a mistaken identity.

Ever since that day I became more religious and I thank Allah everyday for giving me a second chance in life.

So how many of you guys almost got sent to the afterlife ?

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[arawelo 2.0]

i got hit by a bus and was in a coma for a week.

got that compensation money though

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[Xooshdheere]

i almost choked on my malawax

 

[TheMadMullah]

I overdosed on ecstasy once after partying 37 hours straight

 

[Shams nagi]

There was a 'bomb' located somewhere in my campus. Everyone was so chill about it

 

[YoungFarah]

i got hit by a bus and was in a coma for a week.

got that compensation money though

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Damn you're lucky to be alive alhamdulillah

i almost choked on my malawax

I can't help but laugh. I choked on baasto once and my life flashed before my eyes nacalaa

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

i almost choked on my malawax

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

Was driving at night, in winter on highway with zero visibility and bad vision. Barely missed a head-on collision with a bulldozer at 120km/hr.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

i almost choked on my malawax

horta i need to try this malawax thing.

i need to find a somali restaurant asap

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

Started to climb down from steep mountain/giant hill and started to run uncontrollably down the mountain. I fell on purpose and tumbled down the rest of the way. I have knee problems to this day.

 

[Coulombs law]

horta i need to try this malawax thing.

i need to find a somali restaurant asap

You never ate malawax ever in your life ?

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

horta i need to try this malawax thing.

i need to find a somali restaurant asap

so you're a Somali who's never had malawax?

 

[Shams nagi]

horta i need to try this malawax thing.

i need to find a somali restaurant asap

You haven't had malawax you're missing out

 

[arawelo 2.0]

You never ate malawax ever in your life ?

i've never even heard of malawax before this site

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

In refugee camp when I was a kid, there was tribal fighting and I was seeing muzzle flashes of AK 47s, like 20m away.

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

I overdosed on ecstasy once after partying 37 hours straight

Tried cocaine too?

 

[arawelo 2.0]

so you're a Somali who's never had malawax?

blame my parents. i've never even heard of the thing
i also never had cambuulo but on looks alone, i wont be trying that.

You haven't had malawax you're missing out

what's so good about it. they look like crepes

 

[Shams nagi]

A brick nearly fell on my head, missed it by a millisecond

 

[Coulombs law]

i've never even heard of malawax before this site

Its overhyped to be honest, you aren't missing out on much

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

A brick nearly fell on my head, missed it by a millisecond

From how high did it fall? On construction sites people die from a wrench hitting them because it fell from high distances and gravity accelerated them.