My Tinder Story

[Dibleyy]

So this all started in 2017 I had just moved out and my indayaar roommate and I are pretty cool with each other, she would come into my room from time to time and we would just talk about school, boys, life, our future. Sometimes we would talk for hours unlike the caadan girl she really understood and respected my deen and race and tried to get to know me better off topic but really nice girl and its the reason why I did it for her.


So she comes into my room as usual on the weekend but this time she was upset asf, told me her friend saw her boyfriend on tinder and she wasn't sure if it was just an active account and he was cheating or if his profile was just still there and while we were talking she asked if maybe I could make an account and see what was up, in hindsight I really should have just made a catfish account or something but Im a very impulsive person and kinda naive so I just made an account with my fb thinking I wouldnt see anyone I know anyway

BOY WAS I WRONG




Long story short, I didnt find her boyfriend (there were wayy too many guys than I was expecting) but I found something worse . . .






MY COUSIN!

Yall theyre the closest family we have in the city and they are super religious (why is it always the super religious ones)

And now he thinks i'm some desperate





Anyways I quickly deleted the app and hoped and prayed to allah that he would never see it

. . . Im sure he did






. . . So embarrassing





another story





The same girl was telling me about this guy in her class who was Somali who was nice and very religious and would see if she could set me up with him, I ask what his name is and freeze . . No . . NO WAY

I show her a picture and yup . . .





He's the cousins brother (my other cousin)




Why does shit like this always happen to me

 

[4head]

It's a sign : try with your cousin. It's the safer option.

 

[Dibleyy]

It's a sign : try with your cousin. It's the safer option.

your sick

 

[Mighty]

So this all started in 2017 I had just moved out and my indayaar roommate and I are pretty cool with each other, she would come into my room from time to time and we would just talk about school, boys, life, our future. Sometimes we would talk for hours unlike the caadan girl she really understood and respected my deen and race and tried to get to know me better off topic but really nice girl and its the reason why I did it for her.


So she comes into my room as usual on the weekend but this time she was upset asf, told me her friend saw her boyfriend on tinder and she wasn't sure if it was just an active account and he was cheating or if his profile was just still there and while we were talking she asked if maybe I could make an account and see what was up, in hindsight I really should have just made a catfish account or something but Im a very impulsive person and kinda naive so I just made an account with my fb thinking I wouldnt see anyone I know anyway

BOY WAS I WRONG




Long story short, I didnt find her boyfriend (there were wayy too many guys than I was expecting) but I found something worse . . .






MY COUSIN!

Yall theyre the closest family we have in the city and they are super religious (why is it always the super religious ones)

And now he thinks i'm some desperate





Anyways I quickly deleted the app and hoped and prayed to allah that he would never see it

. . . Im sure he did






. . . So embarrassing





another story





The same girl was telling me about this guy in her class who was Somali who was nice and very religious and would see if she could set me up with him, I ask what his name is and freeze . . No . . NO WAY

I show her a picture and yup . . .





He's the cousins brother




Why does shit like this always happen to me

I'm confused, is he your cousin or what?

 

[Sol]

Trust me knows but he will never bring it up because it will be a mutually assured destruction between the two of you

 

[Tukraq]

whats up with you and indayaars

 

[Jaydaan]

So this all started in 2017 I had just moved out and my indayaar roommate and I are pretty cool with each other, she would come into my room from time to time and we would just talk about school, boys, life, our future. Sometimes we would talk for hours unlike the caadan girl she really understood and respected my deen and race and tried to get to know me better off topic but really nice girl and its the reason why I did it for her.


So she comes into my room as usual on the weekend but this time she was upset asf, told me her friend saw her boyfriend on tinder and she wasn't sure if it was just an active account and he was cheating or if his profile was just still there and while we were talking she asked if maybe I could make an account and see what was up, in hindsight I really should have just made a catfish account or something but Im a very impulsive person and kinda naive so I just made an account with my fb thinking I wouldnt see anyone I know anyway

BOY WAS I WRONG




Long story short, I didnt find her boyfriend (there were wayy too many guys than I was expecting) but I found something worse . . .






MY COUSIN!

Yall theyre the closest family we have in the city and they are super religious (why is it always the super religious ones)

And now he thinks i'm some desperate





Anyways I quickly deleted the app and hoped and prayed to allah that he would never see it

. . . Im sure he did






. . . So embarrassing





another story





The same girl was telling me about this guy in her class who was Somali who was nice and very religious and would see if she could set me up with him, I ask what his name is and freeze . . No . . NO WAY

I show her a picture and yup . . .





He's the cousins brother (my other cousin)




Why does shit like this always happen to me

You sound unlucky like me. Everything you do gets exposed. Its a sign you aint made for that life. But as long as he doesnt bring up the tinder story assume he didnt see. If he brings up say my friend was catfishing people. But what are you doing there btw? Attack is best defense

 

[Dibleyy]

You sound unlucky like me. Everything you do gets exposed. Its a sign you aint made for that life. But as long as he doesnt bring up the tinder story assume he didnt see. If he brings up say my friend was catfishing people. But what are you doing there btw? Attack is best defense

Im not about that life periodt, cant you read? I doubt he'll aproach me about it

 

[Keo]

Good thing I don't know anyone.