My Somali dad does my makeup

[VixR]

She doesn’t know how to do her makeup yet. It’s not properly blended.

My dad says I look like a clown every time I put on red lipstick

Mine gets triggered if he sees red lipstick. Red lipstick has to be applied outside his line of vision.

At our house, we called anything we can’t wear in front of our folks, “gear” cuz it was going to be hauled.