My hairline got FUCKED

Genesisx72

living off borrowed time
- Have a straight hairline before today
- Decide to go to Somali Barber
- Everyone says it's shit, but I'll show some support for him because of Somalinimo
- No customers and see him chewing khat
- Ask for a buzzcut
- Felt him pushing my hairline back, didn't look at the mirror once
- Prayed to Allah my hairline is intact
- He was slapping my head around like I was his wife nacaala kuguyaal
- Went from this
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-To this
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- He says "wallahi I thinkz iz berfect" and asks for a FUCKING tip
- I say "yh me too" while he's holding a blade against my head, made me pay an extra £3
- When I walk out, some girls laugh behind my back

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Ras

It's all so tiresome
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Never cheat on your barber.

Btw you should always tell the barber in advance about any hairline insecurities you might have.
 

A_A

Islamic Fanfiction Writer
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I feel bad but I’m laughing so hard I can barely see the screen from my tears
MAC SUUNKAR
 

AIOPZ

Pan-Islamist
- Have a straight hairline before today
- Decide to go to Somali Barber
- Everyone says it's shit, but I'll show some support for him because of Somalinimo
- No customers and see him chewing khat
- Ask for a buzzcut
- Felt him pushing my hairline back, didn't look at the mirror once
- Prayed to Allah my hairline is intact
- He was slapping my head around like I was his wife nacaala kuguyaal
- Went from this
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-To this
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- He says "wallahi I thinkz iz berfect" and asks for a FUCKING tip
- I say "yh me too" while he's holding a blade against my head, made me pay an extra £3
- When I walk out, some girls laugh behind my back

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Is that second picture actually you, though? I tried reverse image searching and nothing came up. If that's actually you, I give my heartfelt condolences.

:banderas:

You got the 'unemployed adeer' haircut and it shows. :damn:
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
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I hope not your sake that you are rich for you're one ugly motherfucker
 
- Have a straight hairline before today
- Decide to go to Somali Barber
- Everyone says it's shit, but I'll show some support for him because of Somalinimo
- No customers and see him chewing khat
- Ask for a buzzcut
- Felt him pushing my hairline back, didn't look at the mirror once
- Prayed to Allah my hairline is intact
- He was slapping my head around like I was his wife nacaala kuguyaal
- Went from this
View attachment 71744

-To this
View attachment 71745

- He says "wallahi I thinkz iz berfect" and asks for a FUCKING tip
- I say "yh me too" while he's holding a blade against my head, made me pay an extra £3
- When I walk out, some girls laugh behind my back

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I don't blame him. How can he line up that weird head:russ::dead1:
Maa tempelka balagaa squeeze gareyey markaad yarayd:dead:
 

Jiron

Midnimadeenu Waa Guusha Qaraanka
NABADOON
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may allah restore ur hairline brotha if it makes u happier, even though change should not bother u, we will all grow old and our bodies will change with time. Just accept being u and flow with the current :)
 

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