My hairline got FUCKED

[Genesisx72]

- Have a straight hairline before today
- Decide to go to Somali Barber
- Everyone says it's shit, but I'll show some support for him because of Somalinimo
- No customers and see him chewing khat
- Ask for a buzzcut
- Felt him pushing my hairline back, didn't look at the mirror once
- Prayed to Allah my hairline is intact
- He was slapping my head around like I was his wife nacaala kuguyaal
- Went from this

-To this

- He says "wallahi I thinkz iz berfect" and asks for a FUCKING tip
- I say "yh me too" while he's holding a blade against my head, made me pay an extra £3
- When I walk out, some girls laugh behind my back

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[Ras]

Never cheat on your barber.

Btw you should always tell the barber in advance about any hairline insecurities you might have.

 

[A_A]

I feel bad but I’m laughing so hard I can barely see the screen from my tears
MAC SUUNKAR

 

[911]

Shoot up the barbershop, only solution.

 

[EDsomali]

 

[Marquis]

@CaliTedesse SubhanAllah

 

[Khayyam]

what an embarrassment!
Nafta isku aas sxb

 

[pablo]

 

[Guts]

Is that you in the picture? yellow eyed moryaan

 

[TekNiKo]

You look like a zombie dude, with that type of hairline you need to pull a Lebron and head to Turkey

 

[Struggle]

You are one ugly nigga

 

[Kanini]

Too many xaasidiins in the comments.

Waan ku duayniya sxb.

 

[GBTarmy]

miskeen lool go bald

 

[Nilotufian]

Trip to Turkey for u

 

[Genesisx72]

Wallahi, do you guys think I'm so shameless to post an image my fucked up hairline for the world to see?

 

[AIOPZ]

- Have a straight hairline before today
- Decide to go to Somali Barber
- Everyone says it's shit, but I'll show some support for him because of Somalinimo
- No customers and see him chewing khat
- Ask for a buzzcut
- Felt him pushing my hairline back, didn't look at the mirror once
- Prayed to Allah my hairline is intact
- He was slapping my head around like I was his wife nacaala kuguyaal
- Went from this
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-To this
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- He says "wallahi I thinkz iz berfect" and asks for a FUCKING tip
- I say "yh me too" while he's holding a blade against my head, made me pay an extra £3
- When I walk out, some girls laugh behind my back

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Is that second picture actually you, though? I tried reverse image searching and nothing came up. If that's actually you, I give my heartfelt condolences.



You got the 'unemployed adeer' haircut and it shows.

 

[Abdalla]

I hope not your sake that you are rich for you're one ugly motherfucker

 

[Juuqbuuqluuq]

- Have a straight hairline before today
- Decide to go to Somali Barber
- Everyone says it's shit, but I'll show some support for him because of Somalinimo
- No customers and see him chewing khat
- Ask for a buzzcut
- Felt him pushing my hairline back, didn't look at the mirror once
- Prayed to Allah my hairline is intact
- He was slapping my head around like I was his wife nacaala kuguyaal
- Went from this
View attachment 71744

-To this
View attachment 71745

- He says "wallahi I thinkz iz berfect" and asks for a FUCKING tip
- I say "yh me too" while he's holding a blade against my head, made me pay an extra £3
- When I walk out, some girls laugh behind my back

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I don't blame him. How can he line up that weird head
Maa tempelka balagaa squeeze gareyey markaad yarayd

 

[Jiron]

may allah restore ur hairline brotha if it makes u happier, even though change should not bother u, we will all grow old and our bodies will change with time. Just accept being u and flow with the current

 

[Suldaanka]

Damn. You ugly