My Aabo got arrested - A funny story!

MadMullah99

Boqor of Boqors. The man your wife fantasises of.
There needs to be a Story, Travel and Career section in these forums walahi.

Anyway I have a hilarious story about my Aabo getting arrested in the UK :ftw9nwa:

So my Aabo used to own a Khat spot in London (before the ban) and was making bank. I admired this man as he would single handily provide for over 30 people back home as well. The issue with the business is that some of the men prefer to pay later and use the product. This is normal practice but once it gets out of hand then it can be problematic. They would say shit like “war igu qhor”

One such customer delayed payment in the agreed timeframe and my Aabo gave him over 5 chances to pay. On the 5th day my Aabo brought a Bokoorad to work and wuu dilay (nothing broken don't worry, just a bilaa edaab daro beating)

He was thrown out and unbeknownst to everyone this nigga snitched to the feds :snoop: Fast forward couple of weeks and my father is walking with a friend in the area when he sees the man plus two male cadaans with normal clothes. His friend tells him :ufdup:“waar carar, waa askar eh, adiga ayay kudoonayaan”
My father took one look and they looked back and was approaching him. Walaahi he bolted for it :pachah1:

This is 1pm summer time in the strip. My aabo is running from the feds in the middle of the road whilst over 50 Somalis are in shock. He took a left and a right and sadly came across a medium metal fence. He was midway climbing over and they grabbed his leg :deadrose:

He spent the night in holding and we had to pay out that nigga to not press charges LMAO.
 

MadMullah99

Boqor of Boqors. The man your wife fantasises of.
3 weeks later and he's with police looking for your dad? That doesn't sound like a regular beat down. Or UK police just bored?
UK police are not bored but they do not prioritise properly. He had no injuries and only bruises :ftw9nwa:
 
There needs to be a Story, Travel and Career section in these forums walahi.

Anyway I have a hilarious story about my Aabo getting arrested in the UK :ftw9nwa:

So my Aabo used to own a Khat spot in London (before the ban) and was making bank. I admired this man as he would single handily provide for over 30 people back home as well. The issue with the business is that some of the men prefer to pay later and use the product. This is normal practice but once it gets out of hand then it can be problematic. They would say shit like “war igu qhor”

One such customer delayed payment in the agreed timeframe and my Aabo gave him over 5 chances to pay. On the 5th day my Aabo brought a Bokoorad to work and wuu dilay (nothing broken don't worry, just a bilaa edaab daro beating)

He was thrown out and unbeknownst to everyone this nigga snitched to the feds :snoop: Fast forward couple of weeks and my father is walking with a friend in the area when he sees the man plus two male cadaans with normal clothes. His friend tells him :ufdup:“waar carar, waa askar eh, adiga ayay kudoonayaan”
My father took one look and they looked back and was approaching him. Walaahi he bolted for it :pachah1:

This is 1pm summer time in the strip. My aabo is running from the feds in the middle of the road whilst over 50 Somalis are in shock. He took a left and a right and sadly came across a medium metal fence. He was midway climbing over and they grabbed his leg :deadrose:

He spent the night in holding and we had to pay out that nigga to not press charges LMAO.

was it near those somali shops in southall ?
 

Al-Burcaawi

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how do you get khat in the uk anyway? i remember when i lived in this town in sweden getting khat was pretty easy but when the uk banned it it got hard as f*ck to find:ivers:

my dumb 9 year old ass stole a khat leaf from my stepdad and chewed on it in front of my mum:drakelaugh:
 

MadMullah99

Boqor of Boqors. The man your wife fantasises of.
how do you get khat in the uk anyway? i remember when i lived in this town in sweden getting khat was pretty easy but when the uk banned it it got hard as f*ck to find:ivers:

my dumb 9 year old ass stole a khat leaf from my stepdad and chewed on it in front of my mum:drakelaugh:
Loool. Bro after the Khat ban everything shut down and almost everyone got out of the business. Last time i heard even if certain spots still do it illegally the quality of khat gotten bad for some reason.
 
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