Museveni’s son posted this on his x account.

Man it feels good to be a puntlander
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This is cope. You are just as cucked and humiliated. No need to run from it
 
Not really. Puntland uses Eth for heavy weapons and ammo. If we weren’t getting it from then we would get it from Sudan, Egypt, literally anywhere else for slightly more $$$

At no point did we cede autonomy. The entirety of Puntland is within our control and we can actually defend our self. Even SL knows how to use and lose foreign entities and wanted to cajole eth recognition into a Us then an UN recognition.

It’s the hawiyas who are unable to do jackshit outside Mogadishu. But they also don’t want other SOMALIS to do anything with it. They’re afraid Kismayo will sap business and population away from Mogadishu so they do everything they can to destabilize Jubaland. They invite UN/AU to set up shop so any reprisals on Darold’s part will look bad internationally. But are surprised those jereer are assaulting innocent people who are getting caught in the middle of bullshit.

In short, Hawiyas destroyed Somalia and are continuing to do so. If your a hawiya, despair! If your a darod just know there are better days ahead. Puntland+Jubaland+Ogadania will more than carry our proud cultural heritage.
 
This is cope. You are just as cucked and humiliated. No need to run from it
I dunno if it's worth reasoning with such Somalis bro; he unwittingly represents what I described earlier. I just react with disgust, shake my head and add move on.

It really might be worth abandoning Somalia and integrating into another community. This humiliation is far too much
 
Not really. Puntland uses Eth for heavy weapons and ammo. If we weren’t getting it from then we would get it from Sudan, Egypt, literally anywhere else for slightly more $$$

At no point did we cede autonomy. The entirety of Puntland is within our control and we can actually defend our self. Even SL knows how to use and lose foreign entities and wanted to cajole eth recognition into a Us then an UN recognition.

It’s the hawiyas who are unable to do jackshit outside Mogadishu. But they also don’t want other SOMALIS to do anything with it. They’re afraid Kismayo will sap business and population away from Mogadishu so they do everything they can to destabilize Jubaland. They invite UN/AU to set up shop so any reprisals on Darold’s part will look bad internationally. But are surprised those jereer are assaulting innocent people who are getting caught in the middle of bullshit.

In short, Hawiyas destroyed Somalia and are continuing to do so. If your a hawiya, despair! If your a darod just know there are better days ahead. Puntland+Jubaland+Ogadania will more than carry our proud cultural heritage.
@MaliMohamed this is another example. We're so very cooked
 
It’s 100% true? Why cast the faults of a few shitty clans on the whole of Somalia? The reewan, Bantus, darods, and isaaqs don’t want them here? Only The hawiyas. You Hutus are beyond cooked your duxul.

Even your mental health is weak. Wasn’t this embarrassed when we had THREE colonizers. Wasn’t this embarrassed when the UN sent Pakistanis in. But oooo noooo African Union make me feel bad.
 
Above me is a classic example of Somali political discourse, ladies and gentlemen.

f*ck me this is pathetic. I'm yet to see any other ethnicity mirror such devolved 'political' rhetoric. Literally just pure ooga booga oral diarrhoea.

And worst of all, they proudly stare at their faeces ladened diatribe, as if they made a coherent point:ohlord:
 
“Political discourse”

Cries about being born in the wrong clan so wants to change ethnicities.
I am legitimately questioning whether i want to continue my Somali lineage, and I hope to assimilate into a more noble ethnic group such as Arabs, Sudanese or Eritreans. This is an embarrassment I do not want my offspring to inherit.
 
>>continue my Somali lineage, and I hope to assimilate into a more noble ethnic group.

What is a lineage? Calling me “it” cause I actually like being Somali and will call out bullshitters. Arguing with a hoolo in bad faith. Hey everyone look at how elevated I am! I’m beyond qabaylad!
 
Even your mental health is weak. Wasn’t this embarrassed when we had THREE colonizers. Wasn’t this embarrassed when the UN sent Pakistanis in. But oooo noooo African Union make me feel bad.
Someone please decipher this for me. Having AU rapists in Somalia isn't embarrassing? Having Pakistanis gun down Somalis on Somali soil wasn't embarassing? Having Europeans rape and rule for decades wasn't embarrassing? This guy's brain discombobulated and somehow this was the output. This is the level of discourse we're dealing with, remarkable :ohlord:

The reewan, Bantus, darods, and isaaqs don’t want them here?
AY didn't see the AU mission formalise under his term? Konfuur Galbeed doesn't voluntarily allow Ethiopian troops to occupy Baydhabo? Jubbaland isn't siding with both Kenyans and Ethiopians, while they literally kidnapped a Somali intelligence commander? Again, such is Somali 'political' discourse. Just a sordid, rancid word salad assortment.
They invite UN/AU to set up shop so any reprisals on Darold’s part will look bad internationally. But are surprised those jereer are assaulting innocent people who are getting caught in the middle of bullshit.
Madobe is literally backed by Ethiopian and Kenyan troops against the FGS, but somehow the FGS wants them both there to dunk on Madobe or something yada yada yada.

Welcome to Somali 'political' discourse, ladies and gentlemen. Just pure, incoherent verbal diahorea. Does it have to make sense? No, just sprinkle a few clan names here and there, maybe a slur to spice things up, and voila, you have dunked on x clan.

I ask again: is any other ethnic group as cooked as this?

Anyway, don't quote me again. I legitimately only feel pity towards you.
 
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Someone please decipher this for me. Having AU rapists in Somalia isn't embarrassing? Having Pakistanis gun down Somalis on Somali soil wasn't embarassing? Having Europeans rape and rule for decades wasn't embarrassing? This guy's brain discombobulated and somehow this was the output. This is the level of discourse we're dealing with, remarkable :ohlord:


AY didn't see the AU mission formalise under his term? Konfuur Galbeed doesn't voluntarily allow Ethiopian troops to occupy Baydhabo? Jubbaland isn't siding with both Kenyans and Ethiopians, while they literally kidnapped a Somali intelligence commander? Again, such is Somali 'political' discourse. Just a sordid, rancid word salad assortment.

Madobe is literally backed by Ethiopian and Kenyan troops against the FGS, but somehow the FGS wants them both there to dunk on Madobe or something yada yada yada.

Welcome to Somali 'political' discourse, ladies and gentlemen. Just pure, incoherent verbal diahorea. Does it have to make sense? No, just sprinkle a few clan names here and there, maybe a slur to spice things up, and voila, you have dunked on x clan.

I ask again: is any other ethnic group as cooked as this?

Anyway, don't quote me again. I legitimately only feel pity towards you.
Its okay man. This is there only way to cope with the humiliation. They deflect to other clans or brag about ancient history. It truly is pitiful.
 
Someone please decipher this for me. Having AU rapists in Somalia isn't embarrassing? Having Pakistanis gun down Somalis on Somali soil wasn't embarassing? Having Europeans rape and rule for decades wasn't embarrassing? This guy's brain discombobulated and somehow this was the output. This is the level of discourse we're dealing with, remarkable :ohlord:
Of course it was embarrassing it’s why pointed out how laughable your self hate statement was. Let me break it down;
I’m referring to when Hawyias worked with Italians to dismantle Majerteeniya. Here’s some education for you;

In addition the UN and Pakistanis intervened when Hawiyas chimped out in the capital.
And finally,

AY didn't see the AU mission formalise under his term? Konfuur Galbeed doesn't voluntarily allow Ethiopian troops to occupy Baydhabo? Jubbaland isn't siding with both Kenyans and Ethiopians, while they literally kidnapped a Somali intelligence commander? Again, such is Somali 'political' discourse. Just a sordid, rancid word salad assortment.

AY didn’t bring the Eth but America did. They were beginning theyre modern day crusade and would’ve invaded irregardless, so suggested Au to temper international meddling. Africans that aren’t in Ethiopia to counter Ethiopian plans. But who’s keeping and inviting them time and time again while blaming a dead man? Who just begged Ethiopia to come back to AUSSOM? “Somali intelligence” more like Hutu unintelligence agent.


Madobe is literally backed by Ethiopian and Kenyan troops against the FGS, but somehow the FGS wants them both there to dunk on Madobe or something yada yada yada.

Is this the Eth abusing civilians or UGANADA? As bad as the Kenyans and Eth are they pale in comparison to the Hutu alliance.

Welcome to Somali 'political' discourse, ladies and gentlemen. Just pure, incoherent verbal diahorea. Does it have to make sense? No, just sprinkle a few clan names here and there, maybe a slur to spice things up, and voila, you have dunked on x clan.

I ask again: is any other ethnic group as cooked as this?

Anyway, don't quote me again. I legitimately only feel pity towards you.

Congolese Bantus warring with Tutsis and inviting international community. Ukrainian Slavs fighting Russian Slavs each running to their allies. Even Ethopia tearing itself apart but your dumbass hates how short he is in a tall Cushitic race and wants to be Arab smh. Of course I can quote you Hutu it’s fun arguing with someone with so much self hate, your doing half the work for me!

Also Jereer isn’t a slur. It’s like native Americans and Indian. All they’re building say Indian health center, Indian reservation, department of Indian affairs. Here’s a fun song but be careful your hutu self might break out in niko;
 

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