Most memorable dugsi stories?

[Cagmadhige]

There’s some good ones on twitter so I’m just wondering if any of have you guys have such good stories yourself??

I’ve heard that it’s quite common that macalins marry/want to marry a student and I feel so weird about that. This tweet is still funny tho

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[Gibiin-Udug]

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[beenleey]

So beating your macalin was commmon? Lmfaooo
I remember this two brothers fought the macalin together and beat him. They were leaving the country 2 days later and they couldn’t care less. No one obviously did anything but everyone was so loud that the macalin downstairs came up and he tried to stop it with his stick but one of the boy grabbed it off him and both walked out. Since we were mostly laughing, the macalin took his rage out on us and everyone got hit.


I was a teachers pet tbh, nothing interesting happened to me. @Medulla is a great dugsimate, he was the ‘rebel’ and would always get beaten up. The most fudeed person ever, talking about “this is child abuse” to the macalin

 

[Phiirso]

Most memorable time in Dugsi was definitely the couple of months I spent with my first crush. I remember the first time she came in and how incredibly annoying she was from the get go. To be young and dumb

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[Shmurda]

I sold dime bags to my macalins daughter and she got caught and ratted on me so the next day he tried beating me up so I sucker punched him and ran home I never went back since

Might I add that this pussyo called police after what a ass nigga he swung at me first but when i socked him back he runs to the feds

 

[Drago]

One of the times i skipped dude came after me cos he knew where i was chilling
Tossed me over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and took me back. Got blindfolded and whopped

 

[MadMullah99]

Late but my shit is GOLD

Back in the days it snowed in London (does not happen often) we usually had a football game right next to Dugsi. We finished and we thought to bombard the masjid with Macalin teachingg inside with snowballs

Walahi we all took our hidden positions right next to the small windows and fired at Macalin!
He was pissed off this nigga got up and then slipped again inside the Masjid

Another time we gave macalin a prankcall pretending Saying shit like “we will f*ck your wife” in Somali

Istaqfurrulah; London is. a madness.

 

[Drago]

Late but my shit is GOLD

Back in the days it snowed in London (does not happen often) we usually had a football game right next to Dugsi. We finished and we thought to bombard the masjid with Macalin teachingg inside with snowballs

Walahi we all took our hidden positions right next to the small windows and fired at Macalin!
He was pissed off this nigga got up and them slipped again inside the Masjid

Another time we gave macalin a prankcall pretending Saying shit like “we will f*ck your wife” in Somali

Istaqfurrulah; London is. a madness.

Yall playing right next to dugsi? And messing with no repercussions?
We go hide in another hood to play and one day was seen. Everything was fine and macalin even joined and felt everything cool

Still got whopped the next day for playing around

 

[MadMullah99]

Yall playing right next to dugsi? And messing with no repercussions?
We go hide in another hood to play and one day was seen. Everything was fine and macalin even joined and felt everything cool

Still got whopped the next day for playing around

Lol wtf cant yall play anywhere you want?

After Malcamad we was free agents walaal.

 

[Drago]

Lol wtf cant yall play anywhere you want?

After Malcamad we was free agents walaal.

It's surprising that we can't be free agents after being released into the wild
What's shocking is messing with the macalin in his territory and surviving let alone escaping unscathed

If most of my macalins even felt like you were giving them an uppity attitude you would get scooped right there
This is Africa ofc and not london where child abuse isn't allowed

 

[Phiirso]

It's surprising that we can't be free agents after being released into the wild
What's shocking is messing with the macalin in his territory and surviving let alone escaping unscathed

If most of my macalins even felt like you were giving them an uppity attitude you would get scooped right there
This is Africa ofc and not london where child abuse isn't allowed

Dude this ain't right

 

[Drago]

Dude this ain't right

It is how it is
As long as there are no marks left

 

[MadMullah99]

It's surprising that we can't be free agents after being released into the wild
What's shocking is messing with the macalin in his territory and surviving let alone escaping unscathed

If most of my macalins even felt like you were giving them an uppity attitude you would get scooped right there
This is Africa ofc and not london where child abuse isn't allowed

Lol I lived in Somalia too as a kid and went Dugsi there. Telling those stories would give me PTSD and it ain't entertainment smh

 

[Drago]

Lol I lived in Somalia too as a kid and went Dugsi there. Telling those stories would give me PTSD and it ain't entertainment smh

It's not PTSD
Priorities in your life get set and things that bother others are easily ignored
Is what i like to think
This is how we cope

 

[MadMullah99]

It's not PTSD
Priorities in your life get set and things that bother others are easily ignored
Is what i like to think
This is how we cope

I for one do not really believe in most conned terms In the west. I believe we Somalis are naturally emotionally intelligent and therefore do not need to follow the same westernised bs that is fed down our throats.

I even find it changing me. When I lived back home my mental health was 100% now i get tried everyday. I see it as a way to control the masses.

 

[Marsh]

If you live in the West report them to the authorities

 

[Drago]

I for one do not really believe in most conned terms In the west. I believe we Somalis are naturally emotionally intelligent and therefore do not need to follow the same westernised bs that is fed down our throats.

I even find it changing me. When I lived back home my mental health was 100% now i get tried everyday. I see it as a way to control the masses.

Different folk have different priorities influenced by cultural and geopolitcal factors
Ofcourse people who have experienced and lived in a hostile and barren land for a long time have more trauma than people in the west who got the time to be introspective and shit but that doesn't mean we lackthe ability but are just tougher in general

 

[abdallah]

kids taming flies