MI5 if you are reading this

[Queen Carawelo]

My uncle was a 'translator' for the FBI for years. He felt untouchable while working there until he fucked up and got fired. Which is crazy because it takes a lot to get fired from the FBI.

Looool

What did he do?

 

[Duchess]

Looool

What did he do?

His job was mainly to translate audio (phone calls). One day he came across some juicy info that he felt like had to pass along so he shared it with Somalis at fadhi ku dirir. He was getting close to 6 figures walaahi. All that gone for a little bit of gossip.coolio

 

[TekNiKo]

disgusting, anyone who works for these agencies has no honor

 

[Queen Carawelo]

His job was mainly to translate audio (phone calls). One day he came across some juicy info that he felt like had to pass along so he shared it with Somalis at fadhi ku dirir. He was getting close to 6 figures walaahi. All that gone for a little bit of gossip.coolio

Loooooooooooooool

Damn.


I heard horror stories where FBI kills "translators" if they find out too much.

 

[Ordained_Hypocrite]

snitches get stiches

 

[Hafez]

Wtf this is actually real. I don't know whether or not I should stop using this forum and cut all ties with Somalis irl.

 

[waraabe]

Your signature is so relevant

what do you mean

 

[Atiya]

It's haram to snitch on a Muslim.

 

[Abdalla]

It's perfectly normal to work for an intelligence service to track down terrorists. Terrorists are not muslims at all

 

[Duchess]

So many dream killers on this forum. Don't listen to them @primate. Do your people proud!

 

[primate]

I did a bit of research and turns out I need to be a British citizen to apply. Perhaps it's time for me to become one.

 

[Hafez]

I did a bit of research and turns out I need to be a British citizen to apply. Perhaps it's time for me to become one.

 

[Duchess]

I did a bit of research and turns out I need to be a British citizen to apply. Perhaps it's time for me to become one.

Do it! Imagine the great things you could do for tolka. My uncle lost his job and was nearly sent to prison because of his extreme love for tolka.

 

[Southerner]

I did a bit of research and turns out I need to be a British citizen to apply. Perhaps it's time for me to become one.

Shiit, when we got our British passports, it cost the whole family 80 pounds and now they are charging
1k per adult.




Get it before Somalia finds peace and they start deporting niggas

 

[Bahal]

Your uncle sound like a typical braindead African carin about tribe shit when he snitchin for niggas sendin niggas to Mars

Tolka guise tolka

 

[Duchess]

Your uncle sound like a typical braindead African carin about tribe shit when he snitchin for niggas sendin niggas to Mars

Tolka guise tolka

He's a proud American who was serving his country. So what if he got to benefit tolka in the process? I'd do the same.

 

[Tenacious]

You are willing to jeopardize your akhira for money? Even if you are paid trillions every months, its not worth it.

 

[Bahal]

Tolka

 

[Duchess]

Tolka

His brother now works for the feds so tolka is still benefiting, alhamdulilah.

 

[Bahal]

Africans aduunka ka hara as usual

Tolka

10 million indistinguishable nikkas killin each other and livin in a failed state in 2015