Melbourne Vs London

[AussieHustler]

First, London.


If that bloke is a model and is a singer, we Melbournians got a better model and our best singer, he is Melbourne's best.

 

[YoungFarah]

Competition is based on what? Only those who've been to both cities can choose but in almost every aspect London is a better city (Completely biased) as London is historical, bigger (size and population) and has more attractions.

 

[TheMadMullah]

Melbourne easy choice ( been to both)

 

[AussieHustler]

Waryaada

Competition based on the singers above.

 

[Adheer Warsame]

Bangz is the GOAT

Who remembers when he ethered Jimmy Fallon after getting roasted on the tonight show?

 

[Garaad Darawiish]

Competition is based on what? Only those who've been to both cities can choose but in almost every aspect London is a better city (Completely biased) as London is historical, bigger (size and population) and has more attractions.

lol ciyaar baad u jirtaa niyahoow. Melbourne is the best city to live in the world right now. London was already a shithole but with all the attacks that have been happening it has spiralled into a lawless cesspool.



Melbourne was voted the 'most liveable city in the world' for seven consecutive years.

 

[Garaad Darawiish]

This is the hottest Aussie rapper right now

 

[YoungFarah]

lol ciyaar baad u jirtaa niyahoow. Melbourne is the best city to live in the world right now. London was already a shithole but with all the attacks that have been happening it has spiralled into a lawless cesspool.



Melbourne was voted the 'most liveable city in the world' for seven consecutive years.

f*ck the Australian accent. I'll go crazy

 

[Someone]

f*ck the Australian accent. I'll go crazy

The aussie accent is a less aggressive version of the british accent

 

[YoungFarah]

The aussie accent is a less aggressive version of the british accent

It's a Down syndrome version

 

[Von]

f*ck the Australian accent. I'll go crazy

you're thinking of the interior accents but the coastal accents aren't as strong. Most of the time people force the deep heavy accent overseas for fun.

 

[MARAQ DIGAAG]

Fellow watches videos of dark- skinned black male "models " in his spare time .One must say that it is indeed a rather peculiar hobby .

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

Honestly I can't imagine living anywhere outside North America
The ridiculous accents, shitty weather, bad food.
Like you guys dip pizza in mayo?!
uuuuf

 

[Adheer Warsame]

Honestly I can't imagine living anywhere outside North America
The ridiculous accents, shitty weather, bad food.
Like you guys dip pizza in mayo?!
uuuuf

>be american
>be in mcdonalds
>get shot
>surgery costs $100,000
>can't afford it because of student loans and 42% tax
>die

 

[Garaad Darawiish]

>be american
>be in mcdonalds
>get shot
>surgery costs $100,000
>can't afford it because of student loans and 42% tax
>die

No public healthcare system

Gotta appreciate medicare

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

>be american
>be in mcdonalds
>get shot
>surgery costs $100,000
>can't afford it because of student loans and 42% tax
>die

I'm canadian but I'll play ur game
-lives in U.K.
-sky is grey
-watches American news more than his own
-acid thrown in face from paki
-sister marries Jamaican revert
-moves to hargeisa

 

[Garaad Darawiish]

I'm canadian but I'll play ur game
-lives in U.K.
-sky is grey
-watches American news more than his own
-acid thrown in face from paki
-sister marries Jamaican revert
-moves to hargeisa

He is from Australia

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

He is from Australia

i don't know their capital, their currency, their leader, their national sport
Very irrelevant people
I did like crocodile hunter guy
Rip

 

[Garaad Darawiish]

i don't know their capital, their currency, their leader, their national sport
Very irrelevant people
I did like crocodile hunter guy
Rip

Don't know much about Canada except for making maple syrup

 

[Adheer Warsame]

I'm canadian but I'll play ur game
-lives in U.K.
-sky is grey
-watches American news more than his own
-acid thrown in face from paki
-sister marries Jamaican revert
-moves to hargeisa

I already knew that you were canadian because americans associate themselves with themselves rather than the rest of the continent
>be somali-canadian
>have to learn mandarin and punjabi in school
>have a tamer version of america's student loans
>finally get job
>get fired for making a joke about traps, transphobia is illegal in canada you know
>yfw still cucked by jamaicans
>yfw still get shot
Oh.....I'm Australian btw