Maybe, just maybe...

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  1. epiphany

    epiphany / Proud android / Android lives matter! /

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    Men aren't so bad after all...

    I was walking down the stairs and I was harassing this girl on the phone because she was ignoring me and I missed a step and this guy caught me. He was mad cute and was 100% Somali, was tall as hell too

    Felt like a Disney princess for a second until he gave me a dirty look loool dickhead. Anyways, which one of you motherfuckers was it? No one gives me a dirty look and get's away with it.
     
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  2. Basra

    Basra Like Donald Trump, I like to be Spanked. Let Them Eat Cake VIP

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  3. blade99

    blade99 FLOATING IN SPACE

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    It was me I WAS SHOCK BY THE LENGTH OF YOUR FOREHEAD AND SMELL THE SMELL OF OUD WITH FART IT SHOCKED ME MY BELOVED
     
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    blade99 FLOATING IN SPACE

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  5. blade99

    blade99 FLOATING IN SPACE

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    NOT MY FAULT YOU SMELL OF A BARN
     
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  6. epiphany

    epiphany / Proud android / Android lives matter! /

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    Wallahi you're so brutal... just because I didn't shower for 2 weeks doesn't mean I don't have rights :mahubowtf:
     
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    blade99 FLOATING IN SPACE

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    You have rights and I'm kidding I love a musky halimo it sends me to paradise I even allow halimos to fart in my face they are the only women I allow to do that I love Somali women farts and all
     
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  8. Guure

    Guure

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    Naaya you're dreaming too much, lets be honest no walking man on this earth would take the tike of his day to catch you.
    hurdada kac kac
     
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  9. epiphany

    epiphany / Proud android / Android lives matter! /

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    What the actual fuck is wrong with you? I make a fake thread to get attention and you ruin it? Daanyeeryahow waalan I hope you fall down the stairs like I did.
     
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  10. Guure

    Guure

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    My points still stands correct, you mustve been thinking about this kind of thing happening to you before typing it out.
    therefore daydreaming. again hurtadada ka kac
     
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