Man charged with murdering girlfriend.....

[kaluumayste]

A man on trial for killing his girlfriend has claimed that she choked to death on his penis and now he wants to present it to the jury in evidence.

Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/11/man-c...-to-death-on-his-penis-6629521/#ixzz4h5LQE7p4

 

[Mohamud]

heard about this

 

[Prince Abubu]

...If that fails, he is considering having a mould made of this client’s penis so that he can show the jurors...

Defence: "Your honour, if you could insert this lifesize replica of the defendant's penis into your mouth, we will now demonstrate how the victim choked"

Judge:

 

[black]

Best humble brag of all time

@TooMa'aan some ammunition for your cause

 

[VixR]

Imagine some ass murdering you and then claiming you choked on his penis, when more than likely it had something to do with the stark opposite - straying from it.

 

[daacad]

what an idiot, does he think someone will believe that

 

[kaluumayste]

The old man mast have taken a lot of Viagra and why didn't he bite it off .

I hope the evidence stand up in court

 

[TooMacaan]

Wtf?
I don't mean to skip over sympathies for anyone's death but this is one of the most ridiculous bs I've ever heard.

 

[Bohol]

kkkkkkkkkkkkk.