males of SSPOT: how much can you carry?

[sambuusi]

Never stepped a foot in a gym before,
Tax return -€220
Im kinda cute tho

um sounds like a yikes
but i heard you're a looker, pics or it didn't happen

 

[Guure]

um sounds like a yikes
but i heard you're a looker, pics or it didn't happen

Huh? i cant hear you

 

[sambuusi]

Huh? i cant hear you

bax loqomo
you're paying for your own ear cleaning and otoplasty

 

[Cartman]

I lift my fat ego, I’m like atlas holding up the sky

I don’t know if I have room to carry some random xalimos bags when it’s my duty to serve and protect my crippling toxic masculinity

 

[Odkac WRLD]

I lift my fat ego, I’m like atlas holding up the sky

I don’t know if I have room to carry some random xalimos bags when it’s my duty to serve and protect my crippling toxic masculinity

Did you call me?

 

[sambuusi]

I lift my fat ego, I’m like atlas holding up the sky

I don’t know if I have room to carry some random xalimos bags when it’s my duty to serve and protect my crippling toxic masculinity

at least you acknowledge your... shortcomings
however, your future spouse will require for at least the grocery bags to be carried
according to the database, the breadwinner should also be bringing the bread home, you understand?

 

[Cartman]

at least you acknowledge your... shortcomings
however, your future spouse will require for at least the grocery bags to be carried
according to the database, the breadwinner should also be bringing the bread home, you understand?

Ofc I’ll bring the bag, metaphorically not literally though.

 

[sambuusi]

Ofc I’ll bring the bag, metaphorically not literally though.

no, you have to bring it literally too
be a m a n
do you not open doors for women regularly??

 

[Cartman]

no, you have to bring it literally too
be a m a n
do you not open doors for women regularly??

Of course I don’t, Minnesota nice is dead. I only open doors for my clique

 

[sambuusi]

Of course I don’t, Minnesota nice is dead. I only open doors for my clique

you’re a lost cause to chivalry
NEXT

 

[firefox]

I can only lift 1kg and my arm snaps off, also I am broker than a crackhead only valuable asset I have is my phone which is a Nokia.

I barely get enough to eat and eat from the garbage bin once I found a dead rat and I had to skin it for its meat and I drank sewer-water with rat-meat that was my Iftar last night.

 

[sambuusi]

I can only lift 1kg and my arm snaps off, also I am broker than a crackhead only valuable asset I have is my phone which is a Nokia.

I barely get enough to eat and eat from the garbage bin once I found a dead rat and I had to skin it for its meat and I drank sewer-water with rat-meat that was my Iftar last night.

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[firefox]

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Send me some lacag via dahabshil blz

Waan dhimanaaya, lacag isoodiir.

 

[sambuusi]

Send me some lacag via dahabshil blz

Waan dhimanaaya, lagac isoodiir.

i have a better idea
be my son
i'll beat the lugo baasto right out of you and force feed you hilib iyo carbs
come to mama!

 

[firefox]

i have a better idea
be my son
i'll beat the lugo baasto right out of you and force feed you hilib iyo carbs
come to mama!

I am genderfluid and I feel like a woman today, so I am a daughter not a son.

But I accept the offer.

 

[sambuusi]

I am genderfluid and I feel like a woman today, so I am a daughter not a son.

But I accept the offer.

you are now my child~
open up buttercup