Made a mistake

[Medulla]

My mom was visiting me today from Somalia. So obviously yesterday I ordered some grocery shopping cause my fridge is empty and I live a ubereats lifestyle, I order regular stuff as you would expected . I also ordered water 5 litre of water x5, heres the problem my mom brought me a five litre bottle of water today aswell. I didn't bother to read the label and so far i've drank 3/4 of the bottle. You're probably wondering what's the issue , well IT'S FUCKING ZAM ZAM WATER she is going whoop my damn ass. She went to visit families members after dropping the stuff off and phoned me like 30 mins ago telling me about the Zam Zam and how it's for everyone and not to finish it .

I deadass didn't even notice and yes I drank straight from the bottle I don't care about these things I live alone. I'm gonna cry where can I buy Zam Zam in London before wednesday evening it costs $45 . The brand is "Piniclo Zam Zam Water" apparently my cousins are having quran saar and that's what the water is for . I can already hear the insults from family members maybe I do things without thinking . Quick rant before I end up in a spliff . It's been nice knowing you guys

 

[Odkac WRLD]

This is gonna sound really bad......but if you honestly cannot find any zamzam water pour regular water in I’m going to hell nacala

 

[Crow]

Mashallah. You are blessed.

This is gonna sound really bad......but if you honestly cannot find any zamzam water pour regular water in I’m going to hell nacala

If you listen to this guy, you will immediately be unblessed and probably cursed.

 

[Medulla]

This is gonna sound really bad......but if you honestly cannot find any zamzam water pour regular water in I’m going to hell nacala

That was what I was lowkey thinking of doing but I don't want to get naar man. I can't admit it either cause that won't change the fact I drank 3.5 litres of water without reading the label. The jokes my siblings will make i'll be finished.

Mashallah. You are blessed.

alhamdulillah i am but i may soon be finished brother . Might block hoyo on social media

 

[Crow]

That was what I was lowkey thinking of doing but I don't want to get naar man. I can't admit it either cause that won't change the fact I drank 3.5 litres of water without reading the label. The jokes my siblings will make i'll be finished.





alhamdulillah i am but i may soon be finished brother . Might block hoyo on social media

I think you can buy it. Keep looking and you will find it, inshallah. The blessing basically guarantees it.
:siilaanyosmile:

 

[astorecalledkmart]

My mom was visiting me today from Somalia. So obviously yesterday I ordered some grocery shopping cause my fridge is empty and I live a ubereats lifestyle, I order regular stuff as you would expected . I also ordered water 5 litre of water x5, heres the problem my mom brought me a five litre bottle of water today aswell. I didn't bother to read the label and so far i've drank 3/4 of the bottle. You're probably wondering what's the issue , well IT'S FUCKING ZAM ZAM WATER she is going whoop my damn ass. She went to visit families members after dropping the stuff off and phoned me like 30 mins ago telling me about the Zam Zam and how it's for everyone and not to finish it .

I deadass didn't even notice and yes I drank straight from the bottle I don't care about these things I live alone. I'm gonna cry where can I buy Zam Zam in London before wednesday evening it costs $45 . The brand is "Piniclo Zam Zam Water" apparently my cousins are having quran saar and that's what the water is for . I can already hear the insults from family members maybe I do things without thinking . Quick rant before I end up in a spliff . It's been nice knowing you guys

InshaAllah you'll find somewhere selling zam zam water; if not, tell your hooya the truth as Allah is waching

As an aside, I'm pitching a new Muslim sitcom to NBC about Somalis in the west, and I just had the best idea for a pilot

 

[Medulla]

InshaAllah you'll find somewhere selling zam zam water; if not, tell your hooya the truth as Allah is waching

As an aside, I'm pitching a new Muslim sitcom to NBC about Somalis in the west, and I just had the best idea for a pilot

My life is a joke you can use my autobiography for more ideas if you want

 

[astorecalledkmart]

My life is a joke you can use my autobiography for more ideas if you want

Don't worry - your hooya will understand. Remind her of your babyhood if you see her reaching for the soun lol

 

[Crow]

InshaAllah you'll find somewhere selling zam zam water; if not, tell your hooya the truth as Allah is waching

As an aside, I'm pitching a new Muslim sitcom to NBC about Somalis in the west, and I just had the best idea for a pilot

The second episode should be about trying to hold your dhuuso during jumca while Goku and Majin Buu fight inside your stomach and the perilous escape of the masjid that follows, dodging what I call stealth prayers trying to lure you into crossing them while they pray.

 

[astorecalledkmart]

The second episode should be about trying to hold your dhuuso during jumca while Goku and Majin Buu fight inside your stomach and the perilous escape of the masjid that follows, dodging what I call stealth prayers trying to lure you into crossing them while they pray.

Front row of salat al-Jummah while it's SSJ3 vs. Super Buu with Gotenks absorbed

The devil is hateful auedibillah

 

[Crow]

Front row of salat al-Jummah while it's SSJ3 vs. Super Buu with Gotenks absorbed

The devil is hateful auedibillah

So you know my pain.

 

[astorecalledkmart]

So you know my pain.

Only too well

 

[Frostybigmo1]

My life is a joke you can use my autobiography for more ideas if you want

she goes brunel uni g