LONG LIVE THE USA! It’s that time of the year, the TAX RETURN

[Grigori Rasputin]

I have just gathered my W2 and 1099 tax forms

This evening I will be preparing my tax return.

I expect to have $8k check in few weeks.

You know dam well I will go to the Maldives with this

Or

I’ll go back home to acquire a young female gazelle

Btw this is the time where Somali families are known to change their living room, dining room, car and they purchase their tickets this summer to go back home as a whole family.

 

[Suldaanka]

I have just gathered my W2 and 1099 tax forms

This evening I will be preparing my tax return.

I expect to have $8k check in few weeks.

You know dam well I will go to the Maldives with this

Or

I’ll go back home to acquire a young female gazelle

Btw this is the time where Somali families are known to change their living room, dining room, car and they purchase their tickets this summer to go back home as a whole family.

How many kids you claiming

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

How many kids you claiming

2

And the house I bought last year for $31k (inner city )

 

[Suldaanka]

2

And the house I bought last year for $31k (inner city )

4000 for the kids. What part of columbus.

 

[kickz]

I get nothing back, and instead have to pay like 2k

I need to start making kids

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I hate you @R.Kelly



Time to pop out some kids so I can claim them on my taxes.

 

[mrlog]

anigu I got child support issues
Apparently the authorities are looking for me.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

anigu I got child support issues
Apparently the authorities are looking for me.

Looool

Feed your kids man. Stop this deadbeat b.s

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I hate you @R.Kelly



Time to pop out some kids so I can claim them on my taxes.

That feeling you get when all a sudden, on a random Thursday, an $8k drops into your account (actually the state sends its reimbursement first then the federal send the huge chunk a week later)

Well! I’m not selfish...you know what I do? I slap my cousins and uncles senselessly with money when the reimbursement happens. I send it to their mobile phone. Next thing I know is uncle calling me “adeer ilaahaay waxaan kaaga baryay.....”

Definitely this time around I’ll ask my eldest uncle to slaughter 2 goats, one goat’s meat should go to the poor and the other to themselves.

I’ll be honest, I’ll divide up $600 between them all. I’ll give $100 to my 2 uncles. The youth cousins will each get $50 and $30 (some live with uncle).