London never disappoints!

[Calaf]

This afternoon I was coming from Heathrow. I decided to take a bus so that I can surprise the family
On the way, a Somali boy and a Black Queer Man/Female hopped on the bus
The Somali had no oyster, and was let on by the driver
The Queer, had decided to enter from the back
The driver turned the engine off and started screaming "Sir, I am waiting for you to place your oyster"
This queer, had decided that calling him/her a sir was soo offensive that......

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London never disappoints, with its daily issues!!

 

[Yukon_Niner]

I'll take shit that never happened for $500, Alex.

 

[Calaf]

I'll take shit that never happened for $500, Alex.

Sxb, Wallahi it occurred
I even have a recording of the argument and fight, but due to Privacy reason, I shall not publish it
Instead I shall show my future kids why I never brought them to the UK

 

[Yukon_Niner]

Sxb, Wallahi it occurred
I even have a recording of the argument and fight, but due to Privacy reason, I shall not publish it
Instead I shall show my future kids why I never brought them to the UK

Well now I believe you even less, unless you don't mind showing the footage.

 

[Calaf]

Well now I believe you even less, unless you don't mind showing the footage.

I don't mind but I really cannot be asked to prove my point by transferring and uploading!
Just saying what I saw on my first day back to the UK!

 

[Yukon_Niner]

I don't mind but I really cannot be asked to prove my point by transferring and uploading!
Just saying what I saw on my first day back to the UK!

First it was privacy reasons and now you can't be asked. Just post it. You made a point so prove it.

 

[Waaqo of Punt]

First it was privacy reasons and now you can't be asked. Just post it. You made a point so prove it.

@TheBanderiBadz he has a point. DM it to one of us or both. Otherwise u are lyiiiiiiiiiiiiing

 

[Younes Osman]

"Yo yo , I'm a London boy flying to hargeysa, flying to hargeysa, "

"flying to hargeysa " x3 - remix

Hargeysa hargeysa hargeysa

 

[Younes Osman]

"Yo yo , I'm a London boy flying to hargeysa, "

"flying to hargeysa " x3 - remix

Hargeysa hargeysa hargeysa

 

[Nomoregames2019]

London is a shithole, should be nuked.

 

[Waaqo of Punt]

I cannot DM.

You can pm rn tho. here on Sspot.

 

[Calaf]

 

[Waaqo of Punt]