Let's role play on the event that Somalia has functioning gov ( play regional cops).

[Grigori Rasputin]

I'll start :

I'm a cop in Salexleey waqooyi.

I stop this car with 2 occupants, 1 male and 1 female. It is 11 pm.
The chick is dressed corruptly.

I come over to them, on the driver side. I point my flashlight on them.

Me: where you guys coming from ?

Guy: ah ah ah my cousin's house

Me: who is she ?

Guy : she's my cousin

Me: why is your hand on her thighs

Guy: ooh oops

Me: tell me, be good, miyaad ku aaseysey?

Guy: officer I wasn't...I was just feeling her

Me: make me proud and ku aas adeer. There's actually a good secluded spot off the road over there. Y'all go there and please annihilate her

 

[Steamdevolopment]

I'll start :

I'm a cop in Salexleey waqooyi.

I stop this car with 2 occupants, 1 male and 1 female. It is 11 pm.
The chick is dressed corruptly.

I come over to them, on the driver side. I point my flashlight on them.

Me: where you guys coming from ?

Guy: ah ah ah my cousin's house

Me: who is she ?

Guy : she's my cousin

Me: why is your hand on her thighs

Guy: ooh oops

Me: tell me, be good, miyaad ku aaseysey?

Guy: officer I wasn't...I was just feeling her

Me: make me proud and ku aas adeer. There's actually a good secluded spot off the road over there. Y'all go there and please annihilate her

Compared to you anyone can be a pious woman

 

[Von]

Me: where you guys coming from?

Guy: Bosaso

Me: where are you ms?

Girl : Burco,

Me: say no more, have fun heading to Mogadishu

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Me: where you guys coming from?

Guy: Bosaso

Me: where are you ms?

Girl : Burco,

Me: say no more, have fun heading to Mogadishu

But you gotta mention your jurisdiction, what village cop you are

 

[Von]

But you gotta mention your jurisdiction, what village cop you are

im a federal cop , im feared from Zelia to Kismayo

I'll start :

I'm a cop in Salexleey waqooyi.

I stop this car with 2 occupants, 1 male and 1 female. It is 11 pm.
The chick is dressed corruptly.

I come over to them, on the driver side. I point my flashlight on them.

Me: where you guys coming from ?

Guy: ah ah ah my cousin's house

Me: who is she ?

Guy : she's my cousin

Me: why is your hand on her thighs

Guy: ooh oops

Me: tell me, be good, miyaad ku aaseysey?

Guy: officer I wasn't...I was just feeling her

Me: make me proud and ku aas adeer. There's actually a good secluded spot off the road over there. Y'all go there and please annihilate her

whats with your incest story, i think you got a weird fetish

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Another occasion:

I stop a Mark 2 ( very popular car in Hargeisa)

Driver is a lunatic old friend from my forum says. His name @waraabe

Me: where you heading ?

Waraabe: I'm going to fakin istiriit.

Me: it's 3am sir! What would you be doing there?

Waraabe: I don't know manne.

At this moment I smell strong alcohol odor

Me: your slurring your words sir. Are you drunk ?

Waraabe: heck no! I only drank caano geel manne

Me: what the hell is that ( pointing a bottle behind the passenger seat

Waraabe: That's just petrol

Me: hand it to me ..(I smell it...it is alcohol...then I drink the whole shit)..Good stuff manne...anyways...you are free and thanks for the free buzz

 

[Von]

Me: whats your name ?

Eedomenace: Eedomenace, sir.

Me: mmm somalispot

Eedomenace: omg whats your username?

Me: i can't say but your a girl, i need to take you in for questioning

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Me: whats your name ?

Eedomenace: Eedomenace, sir.

Me: mmm somalispot

Eedomenace: omg whats your username?

Me: i can't say but your a girl, i need to take you in for questioning

Under what code of the penal codes are you arresting me for ?

Dhaqan ka baxsan diinteena?

 

[Von]

Under what code of the penal codes are you arresting me for ?

Dhaqan ka baxsan diinteena?

public nuisance it's because your profile picture is Musegold , reveal your true identity to me

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

So you love role playing with @waraabe? Interesting.

 

[waraabe]

So you love role playing with @waraabe? Interesting.

Sister have you missed me

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Sister have you missed me

I'm not ashamed to admit it hunno.

 

[waraabe]

I'm not ashamed to admit it hunno.

I missed u too huuno

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I missed u too huuno

Oh yeaaaah.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

@Sovereign-Reiko can you please arrest me but make sure you give us a scenario

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Sovereign-Reiko can you please arrest me but make sure you give us a scenario

I'm not into freaky role playing menace...

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Another occasion:

I came upon a chick walking on the sidewalk of Garoowe. I stop beside her.

Me: it's 11pm what're you doing walking on your own when you're this pretty.

@The Cushitic One : umm I took a medication and I had repulsive reaction to it. I needed a time to think through. I'm just a mess. I was suppose to graduate from high school but I couldn't even do that. I just can't comprehend anything. I think I'm retarded.

Me: ohh sweetie don't say that. You see, there was this girl I knew from somewhere, her name use to be @Sovereign-Reiko and she also suffered from severe low-self esteem. One day, after avoiding me for a long time, she called me out of the blue and said "I've never thought in my wildest neighmare I would call you to ask you to make love to me and explode inside me". Guess what I did tho? I rejected her offer due to the fact that I knew she lost her damn mind by that point and I don't take advantage of the mentally ill.

@The Cushitic One : omg officer! Now I feel much better. You know, all you gotta when you're down is to think of those in worse situation then you, like the islaan you mentioned. Thank you.

Me: just hop in my cruiser and I'll give you a ride.

@The Cushitic One : sweet!

Then I drive off with her and then I leave the Garoowe city limits. The city lights are getting farther and father away.

 

[Nightline Kid]

 

[Lone Wanderer]

This is kind of sad to think about