Ladies of SS! If we never had a civil war what do you think you would've been today?

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Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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Wariyaha SomaliSpot
We had a female fighter jet pilot so they cud of been anything.

1 out of a million females! It's like winning the jackpot. Unlikely.

For sure @Reiko wouldve been my first haggardy wife out of my 4 females. She would've hated my newest and youngest fourth wifey. I suspect that she would've poisoned her.
 

Gibiin-Udug

Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
I would have been married to a politician and live between Italy and Switzerland. I wouldn't be bothered with your peasant ass.

@Abdalla would either be prime minister or president.

@KULTA would have try to do a coup on abdalla but he would be chased to galaadi where he would eventually be the 17th husband of mama malyun.

@Bidaar Wanagsan would have been the first bisexual oday, he would divide his time between his Italian male lover and his poor Somali wife.

@R.Kelly would only visit Somalia since he's Sijui and was born and raised in Kenya. Kkkkk.
 

cambuulo shake

Ar Wakanda ii geeya
I would have been married to a politician and live between Italy and Switzerland. I wouldn't be bothered with your peasant ass.

@Abdalla would either be prime minister or president.

@KULTA would have try to do a coup on abdalla but he would be chased to galaadi where he would eventually be the 17th husband of mama malyun.

@Bidaar Wanagsan would have been the first bisexual oday, he would divide his time between his Italian male lover and his poor Somali wife.

@R.Kelly would only visit Somalia since he's Sijui and was born and raised in Kenya. Kkkkk.
Damn she did @KULTA dirty.
 

KULTA

f*ck you im from Mudug
I would have been married to a politician and live between Italy and Switzerland. I wouldn't be bothered with your peasant ass.

@Abdalla would either be prime minister or president.

@KULTA would have try to do a coup on abdalla but he would be chased to galaadi where he would eventually be the 17th husband of mama malyun.

@Bidaar Wanagsan would have been the first bisexual oday, he would divide his time between his Italian male lover and his poor Somali wife.

@R.Kelly would only visit Somalia since he's Sijui and was born and raised in Kenya. Kkkkk.

Why would i marry.. thats my habaryar:pacspit:
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
VIP
I would have been married to a politician and live between Italy and Switzerland. I wouldn't be bothered with your peasant ass.

@Abdalla would either be prime minister or president.

@KULTA would have try to do a coup on abdalla but he would be chased to galaadi where he would eventually be the 17th husband of mama malyun.

@Bidaar Wanagsan would have been the first bisexual oday, he would divide his time between his Italian male lover and his poor Somali wife.

@R.Kelly would only visit Somalia since he's Sijui and was born and raised in Kenya. Kkkkk.

A PM and a president are politicians too :mjpls:
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
I'd hate burst y'all's bubble but 60% of would've been dead from African diseases such as Cholera,TB, Measles and Dengue fever before we'd reached he age of 11:ohlord::ohlord::ohlord::ohlord:

Let that sink in and be EFFING GRATEFUL THAT YOUR PARENTS TOOK YOU AWAY FROM qaarada habaarka qabta
 
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