Just booked my Airbnb for my trip 2 Colombia (friends egging me on to taste baddies Colombian)

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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I’ve never paid for women of the streets.

I will not do that but I’m told that these females will be nothing I’ve seen before or dealt with. Many of us are fed up with disproportionately shaped Xaliimos with pretty faces but with tiny limbs.

I wonder if my infamous appetite for females will make break my cardinal rule :cosbyhmm::cosbyhmm::cosbyhmm::dwill::francis::francis::jaynerd::kanyehmm::kanyehmm::mjpls::mjpls::mjpls::mjpls::mjpls:

Btw y’all I’ll make YouTube vlogs

I will call my vlog title “First Somali expedition to South America”. I will take with me a Somali flag to ask if they know what country the flag is from ?

What other ideas you got ?

@Knowles @Reiko

@Jiron @Mehmet @Jaydaan @Apollo
@Shoto Todoroki @Suldaanka @HalimaJ @xalimathe6
 

Apollo

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I wonder if they will think you are an Afro-Colombian local mutt or a foreign African booty scratcher.

Latinos aren't familiar with Horners.
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
I wonder if they will think you are Afro-Colombian or an African booty scratcher.

Latinos aren't familiar with Horners.

Exactly! But for the fun of it I’ll ask them.
I had friends who went to Cuba. They got asked where they were from and whenever they said “Somalia” them people were like
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But my friends said that they knew Ethiopia. The only African country they knew.
 
Paying for sex is a no no. Even my watching days i didnt watch south americans cause i found them dirty.....specially brazilians. So paying colombian hoes is never gonna happen. Unless you like coke there is no point going there
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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Paying for sex is a no no. Even my watching days i didnt watch south americans cause i found them dirty.....specially brazilians. So paying colombian hoes is never gonna happen. Unless you like coke there is no point going there

You’re mistaken my friend. I too never understood the reason to go there but apparently there’s this new hot destination in Colombia that faces the Caribbean ocean. It is called Cartagena. Go check it out on google. New times has it as the 2nd out of 20 places to go to for 2018.
 

4head

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Watch out those Colombians, don't get stuck in a battle between the government and rebels. Be on your guard, this is South America , not Somalia

best wishes, adheero:trumpsmirk::trumpsmirk::trumpsmirk::trumpsmirk:
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Watch out those Colombians, don't get stuck in a battle between the government and rebels. Be on your guard, this is South America , not Somalia

best wishes, adheero:trumpsmirk::trumpsmirk::trumpsmirk::trumpsmirk:

I won’t be in Bogota or Medellin

I’m on the coast

Thanks for the concern adeer!
 
Even during the month of Ramadan, there is still no stopping you is there?

R. Kelly, i really don't understand why you at @ me.
 
I’ve never paid for women of the streets.

I will not do that but I’m told that these females will be nothing I’ve seen before or dealt with. Many of us are fed up with disproportionately shaped Xaliimos with pretty faces but with tiny limbs.

I wonder if my infamous appetite for females will make break my cardinal rule :cosbyhmm::cosbyhmm::cosbyhmm::dwill::francis::francis::jaynerd::kanyehmm::kanyehmm::mjpls::mjpls::mjpls::mjpls::mjpls:

Btw y’all I’ll make YouTube vlogs

I will call my vlog title “First Somali expedition to South America”. I will take with me a Somali flag to ask if they know what country the flag is from ?

What other ideas you got ?

@Knowles @Reiko

@Jiron @Mehmet @Jaydaan @Apollo
@Shoto Todoroki @Suldaanka @HalimaJ @xalimathe6
Loool take sl flag as many somalis live down there and ask them do you know somaliland
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Even during the month of Ramadan, there is still no stopping you is there?

R. Kelly, i really don't understand why you at @ me.

I’m fasting! Fear Allah and don’t belittle me.

I @ you because I want you to be acquainted to me.
 

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