I've made a terrible mistake

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  1. Genesisx72

    Genesisx72 living off borrowed time

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    -Be me
    - See girl I follow on insta post a pic
    - "Wow she's attractive"
    - Dm her
    - she responds, things are going well
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    - we talk for a while
    - she asks how tall am I
    - BIG red flag
    - I lie and say "i'm 6'0" (actually 5'10)
    - she's probably shorter than me so she won't really care amirite?
    - she says "I'm 5'11"
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    - she says "I really don't like shorter guys, 6'0 is bare minimum, so you're lucky haha!"
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    - she asks when we can go out
    - I say later
    That was 3 months ago
     
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  2. Aden Ciisman

    Aden Ciisman

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    Wallahi, I’m sorry for you but sooner or later lies always come back around to bite you :samwelcome:
     
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  3. Aden Ciisman

    Aden Ciisman

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    Allhamdulillah I’m 6‘0
     
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  4. Qabille

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    Ew a manlet
     
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  5. one

    one ᶜᵃʷᵒ ᶜᵃʷˡᵒ

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    Tsk tsk. You should have bought these shoes years ago and saved your height.
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  6. Genesisx72

    Genesisx72 living off borrowed time

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    I'm not wearing moon boots to get pussy
     
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  7. Samaalic Era

    Samaalic Era In Exile VIP

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    As long as your average height 5'9, you wont have issues with women as long as you carry yourself properly
     
  8. Geeljire lotus

    Geeljire lotus

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    6’3 ganggg
     
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  9. VixR

    VixR Veritas

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    You held yourself back. 5’10 isn’t even short. I doubt she would’ve noticed.
     
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  10. Abdalla

    Abdalla Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis Prof.Dr.Eng. VIP

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    Do what I do and wear airmax :pachah1:
     
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  11. Jaydaan

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    6'1 here. If she is 5'11 and you 5'10 no way you can fake it. Girls dont wear flat shoes so her shoes will add inch or 2. If girl and boy are same height the girl will look taller due to thinner shoulders. And tall girls usually bring bad luck.....so if you want to live on the edge and dance with death. Date tall girl
     
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    Pop a pair of these in your shoes and you’re sorted :samwelcome:
     
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  13. Tukraq

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    Somalis under 6”2:faysalwtf: where you not given cano geel or something
     
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  14. Tukraq

    Tukraq VIP

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    Cano geel is literally a cheat code they should do studies on it, but yeah teen go for dhaqan Celis for a summer and go from like 5”8 to 6”4 after daily cano geel and never grow again, I don’t think the locals get the same benefits though because they don’t get a balanced diet outside of it
     
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  15. Yonis

    Yonis Puntland Youth Organiser FDK Visionary VIP

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    6"2 Gang checking in. I feel sorry for short somali men, it must be psychologically damaging
     
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  16. Seen su'aal

    Seen su'aal

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    6'4
     
  17. AussieHustler

    AussieHustler Incels need help not derision Staff Member Moderator

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    Al-midget wa lil-midget. Don’t disturb the genes.
     
  18. kickz

    kickz Engineer of Qandala VIP

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    I don't get the height thing, whats wrong with being near the same height

    We out here:salute:
     
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  19. babooshke

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    at least she has a reason for only messing with 6 foot guys, unlike these 5 foot nothing girls who think they need a 6 foot guy. If he wanted a step stool, he would go to the store
     
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